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Sane man becomes insane
Sane man becomes insane
What's his name?
Fred
A mild, kind hearted man
With a great plan
What's the plan man?
To get rich and marry some stupid bitch
He doesn't want a blonde
Or a brunette
But a redhead
Named Charlotte
With Fred and Charlotte bound by a ring
There was one last thing
To have a little offspring
Fred didn't mind all the fun in bed
Until birth
Welcome Charlie Werth
Pity the this story didn't last very long
It is almost like a very sad song
On the day that Charlie turned nine
He thought his dad was feeling fine
The family brought a cake with candles to blow
The only problem was that they didn't die
They grow
Fred took the cake and
Threw it at the curtains
He burnt the house down
Along with Charlie and Charlotte in it
He then threw an insane fit
And that is how a sane man becomes insane
What's his name?
Fred
A mild, kind hearted man
With a great plan
What's the plan man?
To get rich and marry some stupid bitch
He doesn't want a blonde
Or a brunette
But a redhead
Named Charlotte
With Fred and Charlotte bound by a ring
There was one last thing
To have a little offspring
Fred didn't mind all the fun in bed
Until birth
Welcome Charlie Werth
Pity the this story didn't last very long
It is almost like a very sad song
On the day that Charlie turned nine
He thought his dad was feeling fine
The family brought a cake with candles to blow
The only problem was that they didn't die
They grow
Fred took the cake and
Threw it at the curtains
He burnt the house down
Along with Charlie and Charlotte in it
He then threw an insane fit
And that is how a sane man becomes insane
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