Bacon

Bacon: A self-self-deprecating view of men.

"Bacon" the human
 male equivalent of "Squirrel".
   Their mind stops.  No thought.

 Total distraction.
   They cannot resist its call.
     Just an empty mind.

 "Bacon!  I love it!
   How can I find it this time?
     Got to get me some!"

 Easily molded.
   They forget the thoughts before.
     Guide them where you will.