Friends????

                                     
 I could never be your friend,  
that is a position I would not  
be content in.  
  Call in your next interview,  
  because friendship I'll never do.  
I could be deceitful to get a  
foot in the door, but in no time  
it would be obvious what I was  
looking for.  
  Call me bold, call me blunt, but  
  I'm not here to pull that stunt.  
Every man knows the meaning  
of friend; it is the place where  
all opportunities end.  
  I know you think you need  
  someone to talk to, but with  
  you and I, five minutes of talk  
  and we would be through.  
What you really need is someone  
to love you, so when that position is open. Call me for an interview and your search will be through.