Becoming Gus,,,

She Was The Prettiest Woman On The Block,,,
Then One Day She Decided That She Wanted A Cock,,,
Her Husband And Kids Are Now All Confused,,,
They Can't Help But Wonder,,,If As A Child She Was Abused,,
And Now She's At The Doctors,,,Getting Extra Parts Sewn On,,,
And She Drinks Beer And Burps And Farts In The Garage At Home,,,
All The Neighbors Wonder What Happened To Mom,,,
And The Kids Can No Longer Go To The Prom,,,
The Stockings Were Hung By The Fireplace With Glee,,,
IN Hopes That Santa Just Wouldn't See,,,
That The Mom They Had,,,Went Kind Of Bad,,,
And Now Has Aspirations of Becoming Their Dad,,,
She Is So Courageous,,,Kind Of A Winner,,,
Just Like That Guy,,,Kaitlain Ginner,,,
And Now We All Watch In Disgust,,,
As She Is Becoming Gus,,,