to Evan

hello i see we meet again
you wanted to discuss the state of our relationship
i think you would be better off as my colleague
you lied to me about your age
you gave me false hope and caught me at my most vulnerable
my mom had a bad feeling in her gut
my friends did too
i hope this sums up where we stand.
Dont worry
youll have more girlfriends and maybe even have a wife at the most crucial point in your life.
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