I wrote this for you

I found a brand new friend
She seems pretty great
But somehow in the end
I detect so much hate

You force me to live under bridges
You feed me cock roach soup
There's no ruffles with ridges
Just a steaming pile of poop

Honestly you seem too cool
You've peaked my curiosity
You've got the glow stick pool
There's no way to make that shitty

But then again you called me a pig
I'm not sure where that came from
Were you implying that I'm big
Or that I've got a hairy bum?

I enjoy our little chats
They entertain and bring me back
Your not one of those brats
Smoking all my lovely crack

Boom! Pretty good, right? Have a good day my friend.