An Eventful Morning/Breakfast of Champions

Her text come in this morning
it shocked me what she'd sent
It didn't say much of anything
but I knew what she meant

Was writing a good morning text
but right before I sent
She said "I'm home, and all alone"
and I knew what that meant

I asked "can I come over?"
knew what she had in store
She coyly answered "if you want"
as I walked out the door

I wasted no time getting there
and quickly hatched a plan
I'd show her what she meant to me
the only way I can

I took a shortcut through the woods
she met me at the door
And from the way she looked at me
she'd done this all before

There was no conversation
but still a lot was shared
Her eyes told me what she had planned
then her lips led me there

When I said I'd skipped breakfast
it shocked me what she said
She told me to forget the fridge
and feast on her instead

She quickly stepped out of her jeans
and stretched across the sheets
She guided my head down until
I felt her body heat

No obstacle now blocked my path
there was no garment there
And much to my astonishment
there wasn't any hair

I parted her walls gingerly
and with my tongue I flicked
I rubbed the button with my hand
while up and down I licked

And soon her hips began to roll
I started mouthing vowels
And by the time I got to "o"
she squirmed and prayed aloud

I knew her husband would be back
and what I'd done was wrong
so when the favor she returned
it didn't take me long

When she got up I kissed her lips
and headed for the door
But as I turned the knob I paused
and heard the heavens roar

The once vibrant and sunny morn
had quickly turned to gray
As if my acts had angered them
and now I'd have to pay

I hurried home at breakneck speed
trying hard to break the odds
But soon the rain began to fall
with fury of the gods

It quickly drenched me to the bone
I couldn't get away
My actions did upset the gods
and now they'd make me pay

And by the time I made it home
my body nearly froze
So I quickly cranked up the heat
and hopped out of my clothes

I won't forget the time I had
I think I might be sick
Just realised where her lips had been
I'd tasted my own dick