Pardon Me.....( From The Raw Thoughts Collection)

Some Near- do- well
I've known for a while took it upon
himself to inform me about a few things:
1) His undying Love for me
2) His reason for NOT being with me

( Yep This Is gonna be good)

SO Me being me.... ( and Yall KNOW my attitude)
I decided to inform HIM .... about why...
I DON"T GIVE A DAMN....

SO you say you Loooove Me
and want me near
SO you say you see me as your Missus
You say you have for some years

You say I do it for ya huh?
You say I could be your girl

Then You say there's just one problem
You say There's too much clutter in my world...

You say when you visit me
I have clothes on my floor & my couch
You say Im just too messy....
Well I say Just shut your mouth...

Pardon Me...
You silly Bastard
Please pardon the clothes
that scatter my floor
Infact please pardon ALL my mess
Until your ass is on the other side of my door

Pardon Me...
If Im not impressed
Because you Profess
Your love to me...
To me your just a kid
Plus.. your head's too big
SO leave me be

Pardon Me
For being a Bachorlette
to the tenth degree
I know whre all my shit is
Its an Organized mess you see

Further more its MINE
Nothing in my house
Remotely resembles
Your Address
SO you going home and
Leaving MY SHIT alon
would simply... be what's best

I'm NOT a lonely spinster
I rather like living alone
SInce the age of 16...
I've been kicking it
On My Own...

and you say: I'd be great
If I made my bed...
The fact that YOU think what you
say matters to me...
Well that tells me
somethings wrong withyour head

Have I ever reciprocated
anything you've EVER tried to do ...

That's right mull it over...
cause really
the joke's on YOU BOO

See Im a dedicated bachorlette
SO in  love & war
all is fare

Pardon Me
For not swooning over you
because I just dont care
I never ASKED you to like me
I never wanted your affection

So
Pardon Me..
If I laugh in your Face
and send your ass in another direction

Im Messy!.. What Nerve
To you I have nothing to say...
Except perhaps I'ss see
Your Overtly neat ass
Some Other Life time...
On Some other day.