Orgasm Haikus

(Haikus set to the classic 5-7-5 syllable Japanese tradition)

I had just pulled out
underestimated arc
got some on the cat

Promised not to cum
that time deep inside your mouth
sorry for your eye

In the heat of sex
after using too much lube
slipped into your butt

You would not swallow
my sweet gift made just for you
spit it on my pubes

I just don't know why
she won't watch pornos like me
every day and night

[All submited in Orgasm Haiku competition 2/18/15]