Pork Chop

I wonder if I sneeze out my brains if I can go home sick.
Tests should be against the law because they give the worst paper cuts.
If I eat some thumb tacts and glue can I leave?
What about just casually walking out the window?
Or, or I could just randomly get up and go sit in the closet and refuse to leave.
Maybe I should tie my shoelaces.
Yay, I love the smell of teenage angst in the morning!
There is a massive ball of human hair in the stairwell and I think it's growing legs.
Someone just put googly eyes on the hairball.
I should just bring PB&J with me one day and cover myself in it.
Sandwiches can't take tests.
I should pay someone to burn me at the stake.
Ew, that's the girl who does coke in the Walmart bathroom!
I'm very tired.
What would happen if I just stood up and slowly walked out?
I wish I was a guinea pig because they can't take tests.
Midterms make me want to become an armadillo.
Midterms make me want to die.