CircusTinent

 
He would fly through the air
With greatest of ease
A man wearing pampers
On the flying trapease

The crowd saw the nappy
They gasped and they joked
He lost control of his bladder
And the crowd all got soaked

The crowd now all squelchy
They’d give him a chance
As long as he promised to
Wear waterproof pants

He gave his agreement
He tried for a week
As his pants built up pressure
The strain caused a leak

For some it was funny
For some anger arose
The ones who got wet
Were in the odd numbered rows

He gave up trapeasing
No longer happy with this
He felt that his audience
Were just taking the piss

This change in employment
Did not get him down
He became the worlds only
Incontinent clown