Dentist

 “No need to be afraid
you won’t feel any pain”
said the dentist to persuade
“I am really quite humane”

“Open wide, just say ahh
you will not feel a thing
it’s just a wooden spatula
no need for wriggling”

“Oh dear this looks bad
I’ll have to do some drilling
its’ ok, don’t look so sad
I’ll give you a gold filling”

“Now, this will hurt me more than you”
he smiled as he came near
my actions now were overdue
despite my wretched fear

I grabbed his nuts and squeezed them hard
he suddenly lost his glee
I looked at him with scant regard
“We won’t hurt each other, will we ?”