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Book Of Instructions
Why would I read the book of instructions
I just need to know if it actually functions
No drawing needed, attach bit X to bit B
I’ve got eye sight, where it goes, I can actually see
Lists of contents and parts, Why should I bother
Even if I end up with some parts left over
So what if my bookcase collapses in a heap
Reading instructions just puts me to sleep
I am proud as punch with my wonky shelf
Why use a manual, its called do it yourself
Usually in Chinese, the English is sparse
You can take you book of instructions
And shove it up your
Part A goes up socket J in between wings B and C
I just need to know if it actually functions
No drawing needed, attach bit X to bit B
I’ve got eye sight, where it goes, I can actually see
Lists of contents and parts, Why should I bother
Even if I end up with some parts left over
So what if my bookcase collapses in a heap
Reading instructions just puts me to sleep
I am proud as punch with my wonky shelf
Why use a manual, its called do it yourself
Usually in Chinese, the English is sparse
You can take you book of instructions
And shove it up your
Part A goes up socket J in between wings B and C
Published 27th Nov 2014
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28th Nov 2014 7:50pm
lol...take out your frustrations by writing a poem...
Good one David... :)
I should do this with the shelving I need to assemble...
It currently lies in a heap on my breezeway... Lol
Good one David... :)
I should do this with the shelving I need to assemble...
It currently lies in a heap on my breezeway... Lol
28th Nov 2014 8:20pm
I'd rather write a poem than any kind of D.I.Y
I have always been useless at it.
:-)
