THE NEW GLIDE CLIPTORUS,,,

Ladies,,,  
Do You Ever Have A Day,,,  
When You Just Don't Feel Fresh???  
And When You Squat To Go Pee,,,  
Does That Thing Smell Like A Mess???  
Well Here Is A Product,,,  
Made Especially For You,,,  
It's Called The New Glide Cliptorus,,,  
And Here's What It Do,,,  
You Just Simply Clip It On,,,  
And Let It Dangle Down There,,,  
And Soon You Will Notice,,,  
A New Freshness In The Air,,,  
So Try Out Our Product,,,  
It's All Brand New,,,  
And It Comes In a Variety Of Flavors,,,  
Like Pine Tree,,,And Salmon,,,Too,,,  
So Do Us All A Favor,,,  
On Those Certain Days,,,  
Clip On A Glide Cliptorus,,,  
And Chase That Smell Away,,,  
 
Glide Cliptorus Is A Product Of,,,  
The Jackson and Jackson Company,,,  
Just Because We Care,,,,