The Other Woman

The way you work that body... Uhmmm, ahhh, well....
My alter ego screams silently in my head
She does backflips and somersaults
I stand with my usual polite smile
Seemingly unaffected
While she yells and cheers and makes crazy catcalls
I smile and nod and move discreetly
While she bows at the waist and assumes the position
My cool facade doesn't phase her
She's hopped up on the hard drugs you gave her
Hopped up, hop down, hop on,  hop off
Wait, are these my thoughts or hers?
Am I getting warm and wet or is she?
Out of body experience or inside mind experience
Cannot. Differentiate. Anymore.