PET NAMES FOR GENITALIA (from the COMP)

A personal selection of soft spots for the soft spots, entered in the competition of that title.

The words highlit in this jingle
All bring me a certain tingle -
That speaks of sensitivity
Within one's MASCULINITY.
Thanks, DUP, for giving space
To talk about the SECRET PLACE,
Biblically known as the LOINS,
The PARTS where man with woman joins.
Some writers show inventiveness
On what Good Book called NAKEDNESS;*
There's something about NAUGHTY BITS
That fires imaginative wits,
The LOWER BELLY-UPPER THIGHS
Have intrigued countless gals and guys.

FOR HERS

The CORE is very apt indeed,
A seat of reproductive seed
(FERTILE FURROW where man puts his
in the act of making babies);
Bringing to mind forbidden fruit,
Proffered by Eve in birthday suit.
Its juiciness inspires the PEACH -
What 'suck'-ulent figure of speech!
NETHER MOUTH and LOWER LIPS
Beguilingly speak from the hips,
Of satisfaction to be found
Underneath the VENUS MOUND.
That swim costume of French design
Has given us BIKINI LINE.

FOR HIS

Few appeal to the male feelgood
Than the simple, profound, MANHOOD.
The GREATNESS, SIZE and IRON BEAM
For the ERECTION make eyes gleam.
I sense how women may excite
About the TOOL OF MY DELIGHT,
And how they may raucous cackle
About partner's WEDDING TACKLE.
Whoever thought to call it MEAT
Must like it as an oral treat.
This point where his fluids come out
Lends itself to be called the SPOUT.
I think I have now said my PIECE,
Let other writers find release.

*Used in the King James Version of the Bible, as in 'Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of..' (ie have intercourse with)