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A Tragic Comedy
Creak
Light
Pain
Creak
Dark
Footsteps
Weight added
Creak
Drifting
Light
Roused
Creak
Pain
Dazed
Stumbling
Searching
Dressing
Packing
"Where are you going?"
"We are leaving."
"Why?"
"Hell is about to break lose."
"Are you crazy?"
"You know the answer."
"Why do I have to go too?"
"I would get lonely."
"Fine...but I'm only doing this so you don't kill yourself."
"I'm already killing myself..."
Packing
Leaving
Gasoline
Match
Fire
Driving
"You're gonna set the world on fire, I swear!"
"I only want to spark a flame in your heart."
"Shut up, asshole. By the way, I hate that song."
Smiling
Laughing
Driving
Stopping
Exiting
"Hey, do you want to...um come in and you know...say goodbye?"
"No, just get what you're gonna get. And hurry, I smell them."
"Stop being so serious."
"Coming from you..."
"Asshole"
Smiling
Waiting
Receiving
Driving
Breaks
Hard turn
"Jesus!"
"Fucking hell!"
"You'd think people wouldn't be walking in the middle of the interstate."
"It is 3am"
"So?"
"I do stupider shit earlier."
"True..."
Driving
Swerving
"We should go to a hotel."
"I'm fine"
"You've been driving for 14 hours with only three breaks, I think you should sleep."
"If we go to a hotel, can I fuck you?"
"No! I don't swing that way! And you better sleep!"
"But hotels are for fucking..."
"Pull over and switch seats with me, then!"
"I don't trust you with my baby."
"It's an old ass car, it's probably worth a hundred. As spare parts, it probably worth a thousand."
"You take that back!"
"It's a piece of shit and you know it!"
"Yeah, but it's my piece of shit!"
"Just pull over the damn car."
"Fine, but I want head after this"
"Why do I even...?"
Stopping
Exiting
Entering
Driving
Sleeping
"Hey, wake up!"
Parked
Touching
Waking
"Oi! Where am I!? Where's my damn Dog!"
"You have a dog?"
"Oh, right. Sorry."
"Hey, do you want breakfast?"
"Where?"
"There's this really good breakfast place like a 6 minute walk from here."
"How?"
"I lived here before!"
"Where?"
"We're in Wisconsin!"
"Dammit, I wanted to go to California!"
"You said we were headed for Ohio!"
"Oh yeah."
"Do you want coffee?"
"Please."
"Okay, let's go."
Exiting
Walking
Entering
Sitting
Waiting
"I'm think about the corn beef hash, you?"
"Coffee and eggs."
"Is that all?"
"Yes."
"They have really good pancakes."
"Coffee, eggs, then hotel."
"What?"
"I need a damn TV and bed right now. We'll spend two days here, then hit the road. There something I gotta do."
"What is that?"
"It's personal."
"We've been to hell and back, I think you need to tell me."
"Grandparents, graves, cousins, brother, niece, they all live near here."
"Where?"
"There."
"That's a two hour drive in the opposite direction."
"Don't care. All I want is coffee and eggs right now. Where is that damn Waitress?!"
"You're not a morning person, are you?"
"How long have you know me?"
"Sorry... Hey, can I come with you?"
"Why would you want to?"
"You always talk about your bother."
"Fine."
Waiting
Ordering
Eating
Exiting
Walking
Driving
Parking
Exiting
Checking in
"So you'll be staying for two nights?"
"Yes"
"One king or two queens?"
"One king, and does that shop next store sell condoms? I'm not sure where my friend's ass has been."
"No, we'll take two beds, and you don't have to answer this asshole's question."
"O...okay...you're room number is 521..."
"Thank you.
Exiting
Re-parking
Unloading
Entering
Walking
Entering
Entering room
"I can't believe you pulled that shit!"
"Come on, I have morning wood."
"You're dating my sister!"
"Doesn't mean I can't have a little fun."
"Do you even like dudes?!"
"Dude, you've known me since the second grade! You know better than anybody else about my preferences."
"Okay, okay. I'm sorry. But stop teasing me."
"Fine."
"So, have you and my sister..."
"The first day I stayed over, we fucked in your room."
"Dude!"
"We were both in high school and horny. What do you expect?"
"You hated each other back then!"
"That was a rouse. We didn't want you to get freaked out."
"But, my little sister!"
"Don't be ashamed that your adorable nee-chan lost her virginity before you did."
"Shut the fuck up and stop being an anime freak!"
"She is so passionate..."
"I'll kill you!"
"Get in line."
"Stop being so dramatic. We probably lost them."
"Yeah..."
Laying down
Watching
Sleeping
Waking
Driving
Parking
Waiting
"Want to get out?"
"No."
"I thought you loved your family."
"I do, but I'm nervous."
"Why?"
"I haven't seen my niece in two years."
"Don't worry. She still loves her uncle."
"Okay, but I'm afraid that you're a lolicon..."
"What makes you think that?!"
"You still have a picture of your sister, when she was young, in your pocket."
"I don't have a sister complex or a loli complex!!"
"Fine. Let's go..."
Smiling
Exiting
Walking
Knocking
Entering
"Uncle Kaz!"
"Lilly! You have grown. What are you, 20?"
Picking up
Spinning
Laughing
Smiling
Setting down
"No, I'm 6!"
"Really?"
"Kaz..."
"David..."
"It's been two years."
"Hey, you're the one that told me to get sober."
"What's sober?"
"Hey Lilly, why don't we let your uncle and daddy catch up?"
"Okay!"
"Are you?"
"Kinda..."
"What do you mean 'kinda'?"
"Hey, you're the one that cut the noose! I could've been sleeping instead of suffering! I need some kinda of pick me up!"
"Fucking hell! This again?! Take some responsibility, Kaz!"
"..."
"Why are you even here?"
"Can't I just visit my niece?"
"That's not you."
"I want to tell you that I could be dead anytime this week or next."
"What?!"
"I couldn't get a job so I did some things..."
"How the...?! Just...fuck! What were you thinking?! And you led them here?! You're so damn irresponsible!"
"Don't worry, I have things under control."
"Like last time?! There's a reason why I don't want you around Lilly!"
"Like you got everything figured out! You're just an office drone in a dying marriage! When was the last time you had sex?!"
"Don't make this about me! You're fucked!"
"..."
"Do you have something to protect yourself?"
"Who do you think I am?"
"You!"
"Yes."
"Let me see it."
Reaching
Pulling
Giving
"Okay...I'm proud of you!"
"Wh...what?"
"You picked a Beretta over a Colt. I'm so proud!"
"That's all you care about?!"
"You got a knife?"
"A switch..."
"Okay. What about your buddy?"
"He's the same."
"I want you to leave in a hour."
"Fine."
Walking
Stopping
"Uncle Kaz, are you and daddy fighting?"
"Yeah, uncle Kaz! Haha!"
Falling
"No, don't worry about it, kiddo. It's just how brothers catch up."
"Okay!"
Talking
Laughing
Leaving
Driving
"So... You okay?"
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"You're crying."
"That kid is so stupid, I feel sorry for her. Her parents are gonna get a divorce soon! Her uncle is gonna die! She's getting the bible drilled into her brain! She knows nothing!"
"Kids know more than they let on."
"I guess..."
"Stop crying. It's weird."
"Sorry."
"Go back to being an emotionless asshole, it suit you better."
"Have you ever had your ass penetrated before?"
"Not that quickly!"
"And never call me Kaz again. It's a family thing."
"Why do they even call you that?"
"It was how I pronounced my name when I was little. It stuck."
"It's a cool name."
"It has bad memories."
"Lighten up. I don't see why my sister loves you."
"That's because you haven't seen my dick."
"Is your relationship that shallow?"
"It was a rainy day of the summer you and I graduated. We stopped having sex a year before that. She thought it was weird to be having sex with her older brother's best friend, who was almost 3 years older than her. She came over to my house crying, telling me she ran away. Tears running down her face, bag packed and everything. I let her come in, made her tea, gave her a blanket then listened to her."
"Slow down! You drink tea?"
"Got a problem with that?"
"Yeah, I do! The you I know is a bad ass that ripped a guy's arm off before!"
"I like tea, okay? Want me to me finish?"
"Sure"
"I talked things through with her, then she decided she wouldn't go home. I let her use my shower and bed. She made me promise to not call you or your parents. I didn't. I then made her breakfast. She was still sleeping. I had to go to work, so I left her there. I basically took care of her for two week."
"Wait a minute! So she didn't go to England with her friends?!"
"That was a lie. Anyways, I never stopped talking to her. I helped work things out with her. I even read some of her work. She's a really talented writer. Anyways, she wanted to go back home. I was happy. The next day, she's at my door with flowers and a condom. Who could say no?"
"That's enough. But why did you leave without saying goodbye to her?"
"She doesn't need to know."
Driving
Stopping
Exiting
Entering
Entering Room
Sleeping
Waking
Driving
"On the road again!"
"I hope you choke."
"You're just hungry. Let's find a place that's open at 11pm."
"Okay."
Driving
Waiting
Parking
Exiting
Entering
Sitting
Waiting
Ordering
Paying
Leaving
Driving
Sleeping
"Dude, wake up!"
"Oi! What?"
Parked
Road
Shouting
"Fucking hell man, they knew where we were going!"
"This is the end...I love you man."
"It's not over yet, the guns are in the glove box. Hide them then when they come to search us, we light them up like Christmas."
"If they don't shoot us on the spot."
"Shut up and just grab the guns!"
"I don't want my last meal to be a cheap BBQ burger and a stale salad."
"It's not gonna be if you grab the guns!"
Opening
Grabbing
Handing
Hiding
Exiting
"Oi, you think you two could get away with the money?"
"Speaking of money, where is it?"
"Next to my dick!"
"Shut up! I thought you didn't want that to be your last meal!"
"Funny, very funny. Go search them."
"Is that how you're gonna treat you're senpai, Jim? You're not gonna hear our side of the story first? After all I did for you?"
"I really, really thought you didn't want to die."
"Stop with the Japanese bull..."
Grabbing
Shooting
Killing
Running
"Fuck! I can't believe that you did that!"
"I warned you!"
"Motioning towards you're dick isn't warning me!"
"We've been through worse!"
"True!"
Rising
Shooting
Shot upon
Shot
Falling
"Fuck..."
"I didn't think that they would be smart enough to put guys right next to us..."
"I love you man."
"You're like a brother to me."
"A brother that fucks our sister! Hahahaha!"
"Way to kill the mood."
"What mood?"
"True..."
"Fuck...it hurts to move."
"I'm out anyways."
"Want me to off you?"
"I knew you would be the death of me."
"You're the one talking! Okay, I'll join you soon after."
"Stop being so dramatic and shoot me!"
Struggling
Firing
Crying
Click
"Fuck..."
"..."
Light
Pain
Creak
Dark
Footsteps
Weight added
Creak
Drifting
Light
Roused
Creak
Pain
Dazed
Stumbling
Searching
Dressing
Packing
"Where are you going?"
"We are leaving."
"Why?"
"Hell is about to break lose."
"Are you crazy?"
"You know the answer."
"Why do I have to go too?"
"I would get lonely."
"Fine...but I'm only doing this so you don't kill yourself."
"I'm already killing myself..."
Packing
Leaving
Gasoline
Match
Fire
Driving
"You're gonna set the world on fire, I swear!"
"I only want to spark a flame in your heart."
"Shut up, asshole. By the way, I hate that song."
Smiling
Laughing
Driving
Stopping
Exiting
"Hey, do you want to...um come in and you know...say goodbye?"
"No, just get what you're gonna get. And hurry, I smell them."
"Stop being so serious."
"Coming from you..."
"Asshole"
Smiling
Waiting
Receiving
Driving
Breaks
Hard turn
"Jesus!"
"Fucking hell!"
"You'd think people wouldn't be walking in the middle of the interstate."
"It is 3am"
"So?"
"I do stupider shit earlier."
"True..."
Driving
Swerving
"We should go to a hotel."
"I'm fine"
"You've been driving for 14 hours with only three breaks, I think you should sleep."
"If we go to a hotel, can I fuck you?"
"No! I don't swing that way! And you better sleep!"
"But hotels are for fucking..."
"Pull over and switch seats with me, then!"
"I don't trust you with my baby."
"It's an old ass car, it's probably worth a hundred. As spare parts, it probably worth a thousand."
"You take that back!"
"It's a piece of shit and you know it!"
"Yeah, but it's my piece of shit!"
"Just pull over the damn car."
"Fine, but I want head after this"
"Why do I even...?"
Stopping
Exiting
Entering
Driving
Sleeping
"Hey, wake up!"
Parked
Touching
Waking
"Oi! Where am I!? Where's my damn Dog!"
"You have a dog?"
"Oh, right. Sorry."
"Hey, do you want breakfast?"
"Where?"
"There's this really good breakfast place like a 6 minute walk from here."
"How?"
"I lived here before!"
"Where?"
"We're in Wisconsin!"
"Dammit, I wanted to go to California!"
"You said we were headed for Ohio!"
"Oh yeah."
"Do you want coffee?"
"Please."
"Okay, let's go."
Exiting
Walking
Entering
Sitting
Waiting
"I'm think about the corn beef hash, you?"
"Coffee and eggs."
"Is that all?"
"Yes."
"They have really good pancakes."
"Coffee, eggs, then hotel."
"What?"
"I need a damn TV and bed right now. We'll spend two days here, then hit the road. There something I gotta do."
"What is that?"
"It's personal."
"We've been to hell and back, I think you need to tell me."
"Grandparents, graves, cousins, brother, niece, they all live near here."
"Where?"
"There."
"That's a two hour drive in the opposite direction."
"Don't care. All I want is coffee and eggs right now. Where is that damn Waitress?!"
"You're not a morning person, are you?"
"How long have you know me?"
"Sorry... Hey, can I come with you?"
"Why would you want to?"
"You always talk about your bother."
"Fine."
Waiting
Ordering
Eating
Exiting
Walking
Driving
Parking
Exiting
Checking in
"So you'll be staying for two nights?"
"Yes"
"One king or two queens?"
"One king, and does that shop next store sell condoms? I'm not sure where my friend's ass has been."
"No, we'll take two beds, and you don't have to answer this asshole's question."
"O...okay...you're room number is 521..."
"Thank you.
Exiting
Re-parking
Unloading
Entering
Walking
Entering
Entering room
"I can't believe you pulled that shit!"
"Come on, I have morning wood."
"You're dating my sister!"
"Doesn't mean I can't have a little fun."
"Do you even like dudes?!"
"Dude, you've known me since the second grade! You know better than anybody else about my preferences."
"Okay, okay. I'm sorry. But stop teasing me."
"Fine."
"So, have you and my sister..."
"The first day I stayed over, we fucked in your room."
"Dude!"
"We were both in high school and horny. What do you expect?"
"You hated each other back then!"
"That was a rouse. We didn't want you to get freaked out."
"But, my little sister!"
"Don't be ashamed that your adorable nee-chan lost her virginity before you did."
"Shut the fuck up and stop being an anime freak!"
"She is so passionate..."
"I'll kill you!"
"Get in line."
"Stop being so dramatic. We probably lost them."
"Yeah..."
Laying down
Watching
Sleeping
Waking
Driving
Parking
Waiting
"Want to get out?"
"No."
"I thought you loved your family."
"I do, but I'm nervous."
"Why?"
"I haven't seen my niece in two years."
"Don't worry. She still loves her uncle."
"Okay, but I'm afraid that you're a lolicon..."
"What makes you think that?!"
"You still have a picture of your sister, when she was young, in your pocket."
"I don't have a sister complex or a loli complex!!"
"Fine. Let's go..."
Smiling
Exiting
Walking
Knocking
Entering
"Uncle Kaz!"
"Lilly! You have grown. What are you, 20?"
Picking up
Spinning
Laughing
Smiling
Setting down
"No, I'm 6!"
"Really?"
"Kaz..."
"David..."
"It's been two years."
"Hey, you're the one that told me to get sober."
"What's sober?"
"Hey Lilly, why don't we let your uncle and daddy catch up?"
"Okay!"
"Are you?"
"Kinda..."
"What do you mean 'kinda'?"
"Hey, you're the one that cut the noose! I could've been sleeping instead of suffering! I need some kinda of pick me up!"
"Fucking hell! This again?! Take some responsibility, Kaz!"
"..."
"Why are you even here?"
"Can't I just visit my niece?"
"That's not you."
"I want to tell you that I could be dead anytime this week or next."
"What?!"
"I couldn't get a job so I did some things..."
"How the...?! Just...fuck! What were you thinking?! And you led them here?! You're so damn irresponsible!"
"Don't worry, I have things under control."
"Like last time?! There's a reason why I don't want you around Lilly!"
"Like you got everything figured out! You're just an office drone in a dying marriage! When was the last time you had sex?!"
"Don't make this about me! You're fucked!"
"..."
"Do you have something to protect yourself?"
"Who do you think I am?"
"You!"
"Yes."
"Let me see it."
Reaching
Pulling
Giving
"Okay...I'm proud of you!"
"Wh...what?"
"You picked a Beretta over a Colt. I'm so proud!"
"That's all you care about?!"
"You got a knife?"
"A switch..."
"Okay. What about your buddy?"
"He's the same."
"I want you to leave in a hour."
"Fine."
Walking
Stopping
"Uncle Kaz, are you and daddy fighting?"
"Yeah, uncle Kaz! Haha!"
Falling
"No, don't worry about it, kiddo. It's just how brothers catch up."
"Okay!"
Talking
Laughing
Leaving
Driving
"So... You okay?"
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"You're crying."
"That kid is so stupid, I feel sorry for her. Her parents are gonna get a divorce soon! Her uncle is gonna die! She's getting the bible drilled into her brain! She knows nothing!"
"Kids know more than they let on."
"I guess..."
"Stop crying. It's weird."
"Sorry."
"Go back to being an emotionless asshole, it suit you better."
"Have you ever had your ass penetrated before?"
"Not that quickly!"
"And never call me Kaz again. It's a family thing."
"Why do they even call you that?"
"It was how I pronounced my name when I was little. It stuck."
"It's a cool name."
"It has bad memories."
"Lighten up. I don't see why my sister loves you."
"That's because you haven't seen my dick."
"Is your relationship that shallow?"
"It was a rainy day of the summer you and I graduated. We stopped having sex a year before that. She thought it was weird to be having sex with her older brother's best friend, who was almost 3 years older than her. She came over to my house crying, telling me she ran away. Tears running down her face, bag packed and everything. I let her come in, made her tea, gave her a blanket then listened to her."
"Slow down! You drink tea?"
"Got a problem with that?"
"Yeah, I do! The you I know is a bad ass that ripped a guy's arm off before!"
"I like tea, okay? Want me to me finish?"
"Sure"
"I talked things through with her, then she decided she wouldn't go home. I let her use my shower and bed. She made me promise to not call you or your parents. I didn't. I then made her breakfast. She was still sleeping. I had to go to work, so I left her there. I basically took care of her for two week."
"Wait a minute! So she didn't go to England with her friends?!"
"That was a lie. Anyways, I never stopped talking to her. I helped work things out with her. I even read some of her work. She's a really talented writer. Anyways, she wanted to go back home. I was happy. The next day, she's at my door with flowers and a condom. Who could say no?"
"That's enough. But why did you leave without saying goodbye to her?"
"She doesn't need to know."
Driving
Stopping
Exiting
Entering
Entering Room
Sleeping
Waking
Driving
"On the road again!"
"I hope you choke."
"You're just hungry. Let's find a place that's open at 11pm."
"Okay."
Driving
Waiting
Parking
Exiting
Entering
Sitting
Waiting
Ordering
Paying
Leaving
Driving
Sleeping
"Dude, wake up!"
"Oi! What?"
Parked
Road
Shouting
"Fucking hell man, they knew where we were going!"
"This is the end...I love you man."
"It's not over yet, the guns are in the glove box. Hide them then when they come to search us, we light them up like Christmas."
"If they don't shoot us on the spot."
"Shut up and just grab the guns!"
"I don't want my last meal to be a cheap BBQ burger and a stale salad."
"It's not gonna be if you grab the guns!"
Opening
Grabbing
Handing
Hiding
Exiting
"Oi, you think you two could get away with the money?"
"Speaking of money, where is it?"
"Next to my dick!"
"Shut up! I thought you didn't want that to be your last meal!"
"Funny, very funny. Go search them."
"Is that how you're gonna treat you're senpai, Jim? You're not gonna hear our side of the story first? After all I did for you?"
"I really, really thought you didn't want to die."
"Stop with the Japanese bull..."
Grabbing
Shooting
Killing
Running
"Fuck! I can't believe that you did that!"
"I warned you!"
"Motioning towards you're dick isn't warning me!"
"We've been through worse!"
"True!"
Rising
Shooting
Shot upon
Shot
Falling
"Fuck..."
"I didn't think that they would be smart enough to put guys right next to us..."
"I love you man."
"You're like a brother to me."
"A brother that fucks our sister! Hahahaha!"
"Way to kill the mood."
"What mood?"
"True..."
"Fuck...it hurts to move."
"I'm out anyways."
"Want me to off you?"
"I knew you would be the death of me."
"You're the one talking! Okay, I'll join you soon after."
"Stop being so dramatic and shoot me!"
Struggling
Firing
Crying
Click
"Fuck..."
"..."
Published 21st Aug 2014
| Edited 22nd Aug 2014
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22nd Aug 2014 1:34am
Very surreal at moments. This could be the outline of an entire novel.. Really good read.
22nd Aug 2014 1:45am
I wanted to make it as basic as possible. No intro, no descriptions, no bullshit, just a story about humans. Thank you for the compliments.
