Male Specimens

To typify the virile,
Apply a sticky label to the fod of God’s initial “phenomenon”
Laugh at the thought that it can never become frigid
Just limp and flaky. 

Specimens of this variety serve only a small selection of purposes:
Consuming, Hibernating, Sexual Pursuits and Juvenile Games.
Or in terms of a less complicated fashion for the “alpha male”,
Scoffing, Sleeping, Shagging and Football. 

I’m fairly sure the vast majority have a fetish for jam tarts-
After all that is what they are
-minus the jam of course. 

But, in spite of all their shite,
There are the select few,
That ain’t half bad.
They have that....artistic difference. 

They’re a little bit more than a mere specimen.