i'm a fn jackass

i got some lame flat draft
soggy chips
if you ain't playin
your beard ain't cool
i throw arms around the cage
and stand ground
it's how to eat mushrooms
and frozen pineapple
ill kick the shit out of you
for smacking a dog before a woman
just the way it is
so gimme a popsicle
and a fn blunt
b4 i kill everyone
i wanna hear some springsteen
my puppy and some hot pussy
sittin next to me
i'll fuckin flip  
and paint the whole bar red
nobody does my time
it's a need
if you don't comply
or keep track of my guitar picks
i will stick a screwdriver in your neck
blame it on politics
set fire to social workers
only eat egg mcmuffins and sweet peas
hit the gym everyday
gain a thousand lbs
fistfight a christian god
and fix the world
slap the shit out of guy christie
put bill mahar on the payroll
i'm here for repairs
shop a kango
not wear deoderant
drop a triple chunk on a drop A 7 string
bang like bam
drive live like ryan dunn
i'm hittin this shit hard