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The night I slept with Toldit
Boy,
whaaaaat
a tiny pecker
even for an older fella
no wonder
it kept slipping out of me
and you know I'm
super tite now
(after the op)
Slip slop
what a flop
he gets a one
for the micro fuck
but just my luck
wouldn't you know it
zero foreplay
blink and miss
with nothing to drink
at the end
Altho I do grade
his halitosis
a surefire
minger supershot ten
I couldn't find his balls
so the dude's a
definite
never
again
But if you're real
desperate
he's all yours
just don't expect
no cab fare home
that's how cheap he is
(asked me
to buy him
viagra)
still living
with his Mom
in a condo
dirty curtain
dividing the room
bed crawling with bugs
no shade on the light
and Pamela Anderson
stained up on the wall
If you want his number
mail me
just don't get your
expectations
too high
even for a drunk one niter, honey
Toldit's your last resort
Published 18th Mar 2011
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18th Mar 2011 1:57am
18th Mar 2011 8:42am
Well prost, Mr Gin in Berlin, I can forgive you for laughing at Toldit, everyone does.
I'd send you my number, but I'm really quite shy and the truth is I find your picture a little scary. Dragon's breath - you know.
I'd send you my number, but I'm really quite shy and the truth is I find your picture a little scary. Dragon's breath - you know.
Anonymous
18th Mar 2011 6:18pm
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My, my, a little bird done told me you been pissing in the yard again, faffing round everywhere with your pants pulled down.
Now you know, you shouldn't go spreading lies about a lady that way, especially after I was so nice to you that night.
If you're so upset about the size of your pecker, like I told you, get clicking on one of them extension companies, these days they can do wonders with weenies like you.
I thought you'd left the site - leastways that's what you told everyone last time I heard.
I just Toldit like it happened - we both know the truth - and as for unprotected, don't you recall how we had to cut the end off the condom so we could get it to stay on your tiny pee pee.
I know your eyes are bad, now it seems your memory's failing too.
And as for blocking little old me, don't you fret none, I wont lose a fig of sleep over that.
It just shows how high your blood pressure must be - sounds like a fit of temper, temper, because your Momma caught you stealing from the cookie jar again. Must be the pits you living so cooped up the way you do.
Anyways I know you wont take things too hard, - no fear of that with you is there - even with all those poets going hee-hee-hee everytime you drag a finger over that smutty little keyboard you borrow.
You be sure and say hi to the roaches for me now.
Now you know, you shouldn't go spreading lies about a lady that way, especially after I was so nice to you that night.
If you're so upset about the size of your pecker, like I told you, get clicking on one of them extension companies, these days they can do wonders with weenies like you.
I thought you'd left the site - leastways that's what you told everyone last time I heard.
I just Toldit like it happened - we both know the truth - and as for unprotected, don't you recall how we had to cut the end off the condom so we could get it to stay on your tiny pee pee.
I know your eyes are bad, now it seems your memory's failing too.
And as for blocking little old me, don't you fret none, I wont lose a fig of sleep over that.
It just shows how high your blood pressure must be - sounds like a fit of temper, temper, because your Momma caught you stealing from the cookie jar again. Must be the pits you living so cooped up the way you do.
Anyways I know you wont take things too hard, - no fear of that with you is there - even with all those poets going hee-hee-hee everytime you drag a finger over that smutty little keyboard you borrow.
You be sure and say hi to the roaches for me now.
