B.I.T.C.H.

She said I can give you everything you want out of a woman, good cooking, good head, put it down in the bed and most of all, I’m just an overall bad bitch…then I looked at her, smiled, and said…BITCH PLEASE, see maybe you can fool those niggas still rockin tall tees and snapbacks, but its gone take more than just you flippin some flapjacks on a Saturday morning to keep me, plus, I’m a Reese’s puffs in the morning type negro, see lady, yo pussy is something I won’t put on a pedestal, and I don’t know if you got confused with all those Facebook memes or your lonely ass home girls selling you dreams, but baby I need more, being a whore in the bed is nice you right, but after you divide yo legs what more can you add to a relationship, see this is simple math, if you can multiple anything inside of me then subtract yourself cause we are not a linear equation, matter fact it’s a trip cause if I tip drill yo ass, and slide this credit card through yo ass its gone read declined, slide it again, declined, last time I swiped and it said insufficient funds, see that’s telling me you pussy is fun but it has no value behind it, it’s like having our soldiers protect Fort Knox yet there’s no gold inside of it, plus I don’t see why you wanna mess with me anyways, cause compared to other niggas I got a lil dick cause I don’t think with that shit, I think with this, and trust, this provides more stroke than any 9 inches that can poke, so I hope you satisfied by thinking a dick can bring you permanent satisfaction, and just like Newton’s law states to every action there is a reaction, my dick inside you equates to nothing, my dick inside a committed woman equals loving, support, financial well-being, inspiration of my dreams and deep conversations, and that penetration is only a bonus, kind of like a cherry on top, so stop with your lines of a phat ass, big breasts and the ability to doctor up some top ramen with cracked eggs, green onions and hot dogs, cause I see you are the true definition of a female dog, you are a bitch, and even that’s saying too much cause dogs are loyal, you are nothing more than a spoil of war, a leftover in the corner of my refrigerator that I left over time, and forgot about, you are the socket on the wall excited by jolts of electricity, but from the looks of you, It don’t look like you paid your bill in quite a while, so your power has been shut off, yes, yo pussy is off my radar like the Malaysian airline, and yet you are fine, you are ugly as shit, my mental game is serious like satellite radio, your mental game is like that nigga from the movie radio, and if you want a good ratio of real women compared to you, for every one of you, there’s two, so now I’m scared when I see women in three’s cause I know one is the flunky out of the bunch, yo twin from another mother, yo long lost sister, looking for her next mister right now, instead Mr. forever, so bad bitch, even though your opening line was clever, understand, I don’t mess with young girls that’s statutory, and even though you are of age, your mind has not grown yet