so what do I get for a 50 dollar donation?

If you wanna change the world
start with jalapeno Bologna
the realization
that a friend
is just someone who allows you
to not sit in a room alone
even if you don't know
their name

What I do know
shouldn't even try to talk
anymore
voice ain't as pretty as it once was
Note that I didn't lose it
I traded it recently
for 27 packs of menthol kools
Forty nine bottles of the finest
cheap whiskey
and a week's worth of emotional
amnesia
but I only drink so much so I
Don't ever have to help anyone
with hep C
not because i'm a big pussy



Woke here again in the same spot
weary and bloodsick
this kung fu is cold and hard
easier to be different and alone
when you are successful at it
no woe in this hoe
take pride in the know
an illusionist is no magician
I can really make anyone disappear

Not that I ever want to
but I wish someone would teach me
the ways of prayer
so I could ridicule them after
feel like the smartest guy in the room again
whenever my ego goes a bit soft
I just need a good lil cloud whore
to thumb the tip
with their own beliefs for a minute
and i'm right back in the ring