The Valiant Vampire

Bloodsucker so audacious
Handsome and flirtatious

They named him what he was
Because he served an evil cause
But had to give him respect
Lest one should forget
He was immortal
Sent through a time portal
To weed out the weak


And never was he a liar
The great Valiant Vampire

Sex was his main course
Blood his dessert
Never fucked a girl by force
Nor scored any pussy he didn't earn

It was all legitimate intercourse
Passionate lust in bed
Remained his energy source
As did blood gushing from her head

He would laugh and cry
Because he couldn't die
And every time he tried
He failed and was traumatised

With no point in suicide
He accepted his eternal life
Of preying on unsuspecting women
And avoiding the daylight

A helpless animal
With no outlet
He drank the blood of females
And enjoyed the sexual benefit

Then one day destiny greeted him
He drank diseased blood and was never seen again

I was his brother and best friend
And I wrote this tale for him which now comes to an end...