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Sometimes you just have to laugh.

The Writer’s Rush:
Almost, a distraction.

Do people honestly
Believe that sex
During the temperamental
Period of your partner’s
Month
Is questionable?

That coming into pleasurable contact
With a substance that is present
In all of us
Is some how ‘BLEUURGHHH!’

It is not as if
You have to eat it,
But I suppose if you choose to
It is none of my business

~ Are you having a good time
Over there with your face dripping
The blood of Christ.
(note I don’t use a capital letter)
Well of course you are.
(also note that the creators of Microsoft word:
An organisation that I imagine is rather
Either under the thumb
Or in agreement
With the American Government)
Having a good time
And hurting no on.
For that I have to
Applaud you, but
I won’t be joining
You.



I detract from my point,
Which is easy to do
When you think.
-The more you do it
The faster it gets:
Creation becomes
A necessity
And you
Fly.


If you are scanning this,
I’m probably safe
To suggest that you know where
I’m going:
It’s not difficult stuff.
But, if by chance
You are failing to
Catch even the mildest sense of
Direction of which this
Now seemingly pretentious
Speech is heading
Then I at least have to
thank you
For giving it a go.


And for the record
Every man who likes
To insert a finger
Into his partner’s
Anus wants it as well
But usually a little
Gentler or not so
Much of it.

Any man who doesn’t
Is either homophobic,
Feels proud because the don’t drink
Or loves their country.
Usually
It
Is
All
Three.
Written by CruelHandedWriter (Jamie Rhodes)
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