Crazy Bitches

Stick them in my front seat
Bash their heads in so they bleed
Rip them up with dogs' teeth
This is a killer breed
 
They string up children by their necks
Make cats suck their cunts to have sex
Torture normal women in their basement
Then cut off their breasts
 
And heeheehee, you'll hear them scream
As they run around in the woods gleefully
Then yell, 'I am God, suck my cunt if ye wish to live eternally!'
 
These are crazy bitches
Who need to be buried in ditches
I know one of these witches
Who wishes for more bubble gum in dishes
While she gives me kisses
Goddamn, who the fuck misses
The days when women were not crazy bitches!
 
I only came to know her because her looks were misleading
Appearances are deceiving
And this will not end well for me as I'm already seeing
 
Oh fuck, she's got me strapped to a chair
She's revving up a chainsaw!
I have no pants on!
She's going for my dick!
 
 
NO! NO! OH GOD NO!!?