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Spermatozoa

Shoving my cock      
 in a sleeping girls butt hole      
Captain Morgan Private Stock      
Drinking the Bottom Shelf      
     
Wake up with an extra shot of espresso      
  I highly fucking doubt that      
Yes, I will like anything that cums out of my females twat.      
driving fucking drunk--i just ran over 2 dirty females      
Don't blame me if you are in my blind spot...      
Found on the Sunset Boulevard 1 emblem of love      
my erotic poetry is her favorite love knot      
     
Nope, I never got locked up      
 you'll never see my mugshot      
Must See ? ! You'll Never Guess What ..      
these other erotic poets think they write better than me      
Stop being a fucking pussy - In Over Your Head      
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   3 Ways to Increase Your Sperm Count    
-------write erotic poetry---------    
I turned my life-threatening nut allergy into so many superpowers    
I Am Addicted To Cumming Behind her Valentines Day Flowers    
fuck i'm so fucking broke      
dirty thoughts......Sperm for cash      
How do I get dried sperm off my bedsheets      
     
moby dick got nothing on me      
     
call me- one and only-  Spermatozoa
Written by Deranged (Cocksure)
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