A ladies´man

I was the kind of man who´d get them stuck  
to my stories and jokes well told
I was a ladies´ man in all his worth
but the last move always came short

I got some crunches, I got some kisses
there were some hugs and tender looks
I was the one they always sought
for deep advice in times of pain

My friends were jealous
they´s always say
so many women around this man

what do you do?
what do you say?
Is there a secret you haven´t told?

but deep inside I felt awry
I made all conquests
but never nailed them
what was I missing
I didn´t know
too many words and little action
no risks no fun no full home run

black-eyed and slapped I had to be
to taste the elixir so new to me
got fewer friends,  it does not matter
The few I have spread the news
so other queens, maidens and skunks
listen to me and pay for it.