When you eavesdrop at my house

A real life conversation

So what are we doing this Valentines day?

People in "love" are way too fucked up. As if it really matters if someone remebers to buy you something you'll eat or forget about in ten minutes. Theyre just trying to get into your pants anyways. I'm not prepared to get directly involved.

So what you're saying is everyone else is fucked up or getting fucked, but we're not getting directly involved..so we should get indirectly involved by getting fucked up on something else?

(laughs) sure. That's works for me. How about acid, I know a guy...