Homewrecka

I wanna dedicate this to the woman in my future, see I dont know you yet but I know you're comin, they call you homewrecker, you the chick that comes along and ignores my ring, nor do you care about the bling on her ring finger, you just want temporary lovin with a permanent committment, you want me to keep my ride or die, my miss fry some bomb catfish, my miss rub my back when I get home after a long days work, but you want me to play with you on the side, baby girl this aint spades and you aint my ace, but you are the joker, matter fact, you the big joker, cause I laugh at the thought of leaving my lung, yes I said that right, my lung, not my rib, cause God only moved the rib to snatch my lung just to show me how difficult it would be to breathe without her, I'm waiting for you miss homewrecker, you got a helluva track record, many more wins than losses, you've screwed bosses, CEO's and even simple job having bros, you are the 96 walkin, breathin, human version of Chi-town, but if you thnk I am to bow down to you then you truly are on some bull-shit, just like the town you represent, see I'm waiting for you to catch me at the mall, waiting for you to catch me at the car wash, walkin past me in your short shorts, and I may catch a glimpse, but thats it, then when you realize I aint fallin for you torn up billboard, you'll come over and say something useless like nice car, and I'll respond thank you, but my wife already drives this whip, my wife works the clutch and knows how to drive a stick, not to mention she comes with all the features you dont, committment, loyalty, love and friendship, and did I mention she can cook grits, see once I said I do, I said I dont to any other broad not with my last name, and save your game, cause you talkin to a negro raised in the house with three women and my card is in the hall of fame, they taught me about women like you, because no one knows a woman like a woman, see I had pimp wisdom and hoe knowledge by the time I got to third grade, I had a PhD with a mouthpiece by the time I hit high school, I know the rules, so take some of that make up kit and swallow it so you can be as beautiful on the inside and you are out, cause from what I see, the stuff you puttin out, aint worth buyin