Mr. & Mrs. Facebook

I wanna give a shoutout to my favorite couple, Mr. & Mrs. Facebook, now, I'm sorry I couldnt make it to yall wedding back in 2004, it wasnt nothin against you, its simply cause I aint know you, but in 2006, we became real good friends, as a matter of fact, you reconnected me with a lot of my friends, some from my past, and others in my present, but now we are presented with a problem, cause a lot of yo family is crazy as hell, and its 7 memebers I wanna talk about in particular, first, its yo cousin the DJ, he da one who starts off the day with those you tube links of kanye, then they switch it to kid cudi, then they flip it to lil wayne, and this is done all done in the first 5 minutes of the day, last is that blast from the past from outkast, and it make me wonder, did they really just upload all these songs first thing in the morning without brushing their teeth and washing they ass, 2nd, its yo cousin, I call her Ms. Camera SnappyHappy, now, you aint never gotta worry bout this chick hair being nappy, cause she always be on point, plus baby girl ballin, she got an indoor studio called a bathroom, where she sits on the sink and takes pictures like this, or like this, or maybe she'll bend over and take a picture like this, write under the caption do you like this, and I respond back simply with a hell no, just to make her self esteem go to the lowest of the low, and you know, if she got an album of 100 head shots, then her body is messed up, 3rd, its yo in laws, the dysfunctional couple, now, I aint got much to say on them, but I will say this, if them two would face they problems, instead of facebookin they problems, then they might be aight, 4th, its yo distant cousins, the confronters, first the girl, with her, I seen the comment you put on my mans page, you'll never be the woman I'll be, trick I'm a see you in the club, girl shut yo insecure ass up, then its the guy, mr, angry in all his stats, all his words in caps, talkin bout yea I heard you said this, you said that, when I see you in the streets, you gone get beat, now yall know he lyin, cause if he was gone do what he said, he wouldnt be posting it on the net, see it kills me with these internet thugs, especially the one I found clamin blood in Chicago where my folks from where they dont even exist, 5th, its yo relatives the suckers, cause everything sucks, my life sucks, my job sucks, my kids sucks, its ten dollars for this album, this suck, OMG, shut da hell up, cause peep, you breathing, so life dont suck that bad, last its your distant cousins the quoters, always quotin what someone else said, yet they dont live by none of em, quoting the words of famous preachers and teachers, never being original, well I got an original one for em all, the man who aims for the moon, and misses, will float in space and die, now wait, I forgot one, It some of yo brothers and sisters, givin they kids long ass middle names like, Tanya "NoneofThesePeopleWantItWithMe" Styles, or like Kyle"GettinDatGuapOnADaily" Collins, now someone should tell tanya, the reason no one wants its with her, is cause the cat between her legs that purrs, that thang is infected with syphalis, and Kyle, he gets dat guap on a daily only after askin someone, do you want fries with that, now, Mr. & Mrs. Facebook, I aint gone even talk about the dudes who post pics of they tax time dollas, yet they still livin in a room with they mama, but since we coo, I got one mo favor I need for  yall to do, tell yo friends, that just because we friends, and we share some of the same mutual friends, it dont necessarily mean I wanna be their friend, cause if they send me a request its gone get denied, and Im tired of this facebook, Im loggin off, goodbye