Not Erectile Disfunction But Disfunctional E ,,,

I Don't Have Erectile Disfunction,,,
For Viagra Or Cialis,,,I Have No Need,,,
I Don't Have Trouble,,,Getting It Up,,,
That's Not A Problem,,,For Me,,,
My Problem Is Just The Opposite,,,
It Seems,,,I Have Disfunctional E,,,
So For Those Of You Whom,,,
Have Never Heard Of This Disease,,,
I Have Trouble Keeping It Down,,,
Which Is A Real Problem For Me,,,
You See,,,Every Time I Sit Down And Relax,,,
My Problem Re-Appears,,,
That's Why I Carry A Book Or Paper Sack,,,
That Way,,,I Don't Get As Many Stares,,,
You Don't Know What Its Like,,,
To Walk Around With A Permanent Lump In Your Jeans,,,
And All Of The People,,,With That Old Cliché,,,
Is That A Banana In Your Pants,,,
Or Are You Just Happy To See Me,,,
And To All I Just Reply,,,"Yes Indeed",,,
To Go Through Life,,,With A Constant Hard On,,,
Well It's Not A Life,,,Anyone Would Want To Lead,,,
So I Went To The Doctor About My Problem,,,
The Doctor Said,,,"I Can't Help You At All",,,
I Can Give You Something To Make It Rise,,,
Unfortunately There Is Nothing,,,To Make It Fall,,,
I Just Love To Talk To The Women,,,
Whenever I Can Find The Time,,,
But Once They See That Lump In My Jeans,,,
I Find,,,It Just Scares Them All Away,,,
I Guess They Assume,,,I Only Have One Thing In Mind,,,
So When You See My Brief Case,,,Or My Paper Sack,,,
Please Don't Question Me About It,,,Please Don't Even Ask,,,
Because Its Just There,,,To Hide My Problem,,,
Kind Of Like A Mask,,,,