superman

I can't remember my life,
no joke
woke up to some naked bitch and thought she was my wife,
asked her for a light
lit my cigarette and burnt her house down
mad at her for fucking me around

It's not my fault I can't remember
I haven't  been sober since last November
Started a fight with a reindeer
Don't even know what it was over,
but i have a hoofprint on my ass still
here watch me bend over

Fucked up a bear too,
Had a competition to see who had more hair on his balls
Now his big ugly head is up on my wall.
didn't use a gun though,
Bit his tongue and choked him to death by sticking my head down his neck

Or was that all a dream?
I don't know my whole fucking worlds gone green,
Fiending for weed tried to smoke a seed,
Didn't work and now my insides hurt,
What's in the medicine cabinet?
Nothing to feed our habit
So off to the shops for that cough medicine
The anDys have to have it

Three bottles of vicks and some sprite
The anDys are going byebye, it's time to say goodnight
Go home and close the door falling straight to the floor
Gonna hit on this until the world isn't so cold anymore

Turn up the bass and prepare my face
For the train of narcotics that we just went out and bought it
The feeling is appealing and
I'm powerless to stop it
Supermarket entheogen you are my best friend
But this habits got to go
I really ought to stop it.  

Or I could finish this drink like my mouth is the sink
swallow all these bottles well before tomorrow
If you aren't there yet then you haven't heard our motto
'finish what you're drinking then grab another bottle'