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scumbag swag
I'm a prize fucking catch
With my worn-out jeans
And my worn-out hat
Take you out to eat
You can have anything you want
As long as it's off the dollar menu
I see you lookin' at me
With my scruffy beard
And my flannel cut-off shirt
$20 in my wallet
Bag of sunshine in my pocket
An' a bag of blue jolly ranchers
Stop an' get a bottle of Popov
An' I'll show you a good time
'Cuz I got that scumbag swag
Take you out to a bonfire
Some old scrap boards and some old furniture
Sparked up with gas
Maybe cruise down an' ol' dirt road
In my '84 Chevy
Get ourselves lost in the middle of nowhere
With my worn-out jeans
And my worn-out hat
Take you out to eat
You can have anything you want
As long as it's off the dollar menu
I see you lookin' at me
With my scruffy beard
And my flannel cut-off shirt
$20 in my wallet
Bag of sunshine in my pocket
An' a bag of blue jolly ranchers
Stop an' get a bottle of Popov
An' I'll show you a good time
'Cuz I got that scumbag swag
Take you out to a bonfire
Some old scrap boards and some old furniture
Sparked up with gas
Maybe cruise down an' ol' dirt road
In my '84 Chevy
Get ourselves lost in the middle of nowhere
Published 24th Nov 2013
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24th Nov 2013 3:57am
show that bitch a good time. if she don't appreciate it. throw her in the fire...............sir....
24th Nov 2013 4:08am
Haha, or, drop her off in the middle of nowhere, I suppose. "Put out or walk", I would say. Lol.
thanks for dropping in, man.
Regards,
Sir
thanks for dropping in, man.
Regards,
Sir
24th Nov 2013 4:01am
the town where I grew up was full of these types, I couldn't wait to leave.
24th Nov 2013 4:10am
Hey, I happen to be one of these scumbags.
But no offense taken.
Regards,
Sir
But no offense taken.
Regards,
Sir
24th Nov 2013 4:11am
24th Nov 2013 5:11am
24th Nov 2013 4:03am
Haha. Always great to read a fellow scumbag. I'd like to think that our charming personalities could overcome that dollar menu stigma. A cheap dinner could become a cheap breakfast, if'n ya play your cards right...it's all in the swagger...
24th Nov 2013 4:12am
Haha, yeah, it is. I can honestly say, I can treat a lady to a good time without spending hardly shyt. "It's all in the swagger" as you brilliantly put it. :). Anyways, thanks for stopping by.
Best wishes,
Sir
Best wishes,
Sir
24th Nov 2013 6:02am
Sir I love a man with a hard swagger and a night at a bonfire with a bottle sounds like a good time ;) great inking.. much love Crim
24th Nov 2013 7:36pm
Have to say, I'm the kinda person that would much rather have a bonfire than a house-party. I almost didn't publish this one, but I'm happy I did. You humble me once again with your presence.
Honored,
Sir
Honored,
Sir
24th Nov 2013 6:37am
nice piece for any girl u might see. .
been on a date with just ' $20 in my wallet' just like the way I did .. great ! (it wasn't dollars tho ..) nice and a romantic piece ... and ah fuck! rot ur so ridiculously funny...
write on...
cyanide...
been on a date with just ' $20 in my wallet' just like the way I did .. great ! (it wasn't dollars tho ..) nice and a romantic piece ... and ah fuck! rot ur so ridiculously funny...
write on...
cyanide...
24th Nov 2013 7:39pm
Haha, just goes to show, you don't have to have alot of money to show a girl a good time. It's all in the swagger, as Butcherscraps pointed out. Thanks for stopping by, and sharing your insights.
Respect,
Sir
Respect,
Sir
Been to a posh restraunt and tried chicken noodles ( served up cold) one mouthful ( nearly threw up) left went to a cheap noodle bar ( died and went to heaven ). Was gorgeous.
It's nought about cost more about cook.
My ex used to take me to the hospital for a meal cheap cheery and as good as it gets
Enjoyed this write and the comments
Loved bag of sunshine in my pocket
Syn
It's nought about cost more about cook.
My ex used to take me to the hospital for a meal cheap cheery and as good as it gets
Enjoyed this write and the comments
Loved bag of sunshine in my pocket
Syn
25th Nov 2013 5:41am
Thanks for dropping in. Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the insight.
Regards,
Sir
Regards,
Sir
27th Nov 2013 00:34am
Hey...these "scumbags" have been some of the best friends I've ever had, lol. You're my kind of friend! I absolutely love this! Great work!
---a.k.a MeggyMaeEye---
---a.k.a MeggyMaeEye---
27th Nov 2013 5:04am
Thanks, really glad you enjoyed it. It started out as something I scribbled down right after I stopped at McDonald's, oddly enough, and then decided to make a stop at a liquor store. I really didn't think it would get nearly as much attention as it has. Anyways, I'm rambling again, as I often do. Stay tuned, I plan to write more somewhat like it. :)
Honored,
Sir Cteepy
Honored,
Sir Cteepy
27th Nov 2013 5:06am
Thanks, im glad you enjoyed it. It was just something I scribbled down after a late-night trip to McDonald's, I almost didn't post it, actually.
Honored,
Sir
Honored,
Sir
