To be a ninja: entered in Ninja x Samurai comp

If I could master the art of the ninja
I could creep up on people unsuspected
And knock them out just for shits and giggles

I would hide in plain sight
In supermarkets, lying in wait
To pop out and scare the shit out of people

Anyone I had a problem with
I could track them back to.their houses
To sneak in later and snap their fucking necks

I'd move about like a ghost
Completely undetected
Everywhere I went, simply to do it

I would know hundreds of ways
To kill silently, and quickly
Or disable any part of the body

I could hide anywhere
At any time
Only making my presence known if I so chose

I'd creep around hunting drug dealers
Wiping them out, one at a time
So once again, weed would reign supreme