Freterama

you ain't the first
whiny
weepy
bleaty emo
eggshell ego
kiddee
to write out
your personal version
of fretarama
and stick it in my face
after a busted heart or three

not the first
to grovel in here
on yer knees
wailing
every day's a monday
he left me
she left me
they left me
without realizing
no-one gives
a thumbnail sized shit
why or how
your entire world
came crumbling down
for good
...doh

and you ain't the first
cutter in the gutter
to wake up in a bed
all white tunnel religious
preaching back from the dead
outta intensive care
screaming god bless life
every time one of your
plump little pinkies
winks and twitches
over your keyboard
 
not the first
acne ridden frazzle cake joker
thought weed for wings
was the key to discovering
man powered flight
or the premier no brain asshole
couldn't get a vein up
jacked through his tongue
suffocated lungs
and feigned surprise
when they made a hole
in his throat to breathe
 
you ain't the first
to think black
is the one true color
looks cool all on it's own
or that blood
and sniffing at entrails is scary
you should try
hi fives with the devil
while he squats on your shoulder
sucking human vodka
from your titty
and asks do you wanna
break a wishbone
 
as far as I know
not one of you
invented the word pussy
brought down governments
or changed the world yet
so please
don't fucking shout
with your caps lock on
give the spell checker
its chance to roll
and then we'll see
if we can all get along
just so