Hooker

The girl was quite a looker
Said I've just become a hooker
She bared her boobs
And then her pubes
And invited the men to book her

She  had a first class rating
Because she was good at mating
She charged fifty quid
Or whatever they bid
Soon her price was inflating

She thoroughly enjoyed her job
And it earned her quite a few bob
The demand for her thigh
Was excessively high
Would another girl share the job?

She advertised for somebody charming
To equal her performing  
Some enjoyed the shunt
To a different cunt
For others the change was alarming