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Halloweeners

[center]Halloweeners In Action

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Scooby Doo was humping
Franken-girl's leg.
While three Count Draculas
were being bomb-barded by eggs.

The Power Puff Girls,
weren't saving the day.
They were off in corner,
puffing a joint away.

Superman, and Battman,
seem to have turn the best of buddies.
Passed out drunk on the couch,
missing their capes and in their undies.

Kunfu Panda,
took up too much room.
He was sent to be experimented on,
by Dr. Doom.

Wouldn't you believe,
the Thundercats were present.
Dancing and sweating bucket,
filling the air with a funky scent.

Spiderman,
was trying to creep down the stairs.
Tripped himself over, and falling down 2 flights,
giving everyone a good scare.

Naughty nurses,
rushed to the scene.
But left him right there,
after finding out Spidy was just fourteen.

DJ Rhino,
queued the music back again.
While devilish nuns,
gratified it with an "Amen!"

In the VIP area, the host of the party,
was the toga dressed, King of Rome.
Noticing every one trashed and wasted,
I wondered, when do they think of going home?

Zombies, and Reapers,
had their own creepy crew.
While witches and trolls,
chase after fairies, shouting "Lemme eat You!"

A skanky Cinderella, was making out
with the Wicked White Queen.
As a junk Priest was screaming,
"Happy Fucking (*hiccup*) Halloween!!"[/center]
Written by PsychicApocalypse (Darker Half)
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