No Rabbits for Hats Today

He'll be here in a minute
Shouts to be heard
"Oi, you can't go in there"!
"Can't you read"?

He'll be here in a minute
A scuffle outside
Then silence before he barges in
Hmm what to throw this time
Damn rabbit
Hate rabbits
Damn being a magicians assistant
His tricks as lame as you
I know all of yours.

He'll be here in a minute
It went quiet ages ago
Ok rabbit
Back in the hat
Sorry about the ears
Fuck, where the fuck is he
Hate him now
Even more than that pervy magician
Trying to make my panties vanish

He'll be here in a minute
Fuck
Come on god dammit!
OK


OK, I'll do this only once
This isn't what I do
You're meant to barge in
Save this raging angel

Why did you stay outside?
You always barge in
Ok
Ok
Just this once
I'll come to you
Happy now?
Sorry
Can you just hold me
Tight
Take me away please
This magician sucks
Oh one minute
Can we take rabbit too?
Thank you
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