head gear

i'm gonna take my shirt off                        
take my pic and post it                        
show off that perfect beer belly                        
lack of manscaping                    
an unfinished,unrefined,uninspired                    
 tattoo canvas                        
in hopes that i might get more comments                
maybe  a lil discount            
i have'nt even started drinkin yet so it's definitely          
         
 real               
         
 confidence              
                     
nobody wants to look at                        
these pictures of poop                        
i paint with just these earthly                        
26 colors of the english spectrum            
that seem to spray from the opposite      
     
adjacent        
unoccupied american orifice        
upstairs      
           
  anyway                        
                       
it's all about more orange than green                        
little gold stars next to your name                        
high fives                        
and a few what the fuck is wrong with yous'                        
all press is good press  
                       
i guess                        
                       
water is wet  
the sky is sometimes ran by mr. blue                
and women have secrets                        
truth in insecurity                        
stick your dick in the mashed potatoes                        
if you really wanna attack                        
that                        
modern art angle                        
again                        
                       
and we're walking                        
                       
moving on                        
from the bubble gum craze                        
and how cool it is to not smile                        
on the other side of the tracks                        
from the flat brim fitted                        
to white with greek letters                        
the beer can roll                        
with a shiny go go on the back                        
                       
the boonie                        
or the fucking future scares me so much                        
all my hair fell out                        
                       
i have drug up the past so much,so hard                        
all that                        
is brand new again                        
                       
might wanna sever my top knot                        
and roll out,                      
 headed south,                       
down with ol mexico                        
tune up                        
turn up                        
we're gonna get it in
in a fight tonight                        
let it all go                        
with a shitty p.a.                        
and a shout out to ol shakespeare                        
who always seems to get it in the neck too