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Love Handles
LOVE HANDLES
Do u remember me from Yahoo chatrooms?
There were days when I was Boy_Blur
and nights when I was Tonguestun.
You said you were Penelope Cruz
with Jolie lips
and Shakira hips...
(You said you loved my Tennyson-like rhyme)
That you grunt like Sharapova
and blow like Paris...
Never did it cross my mind
that you could be just plain horny Mr. Gupta from Bareilly. You perv.
Do u remember me from Yahoo chatrooms?
There were days when I was Boy_Blur
and nights when I was Tonguestun.
You said you were Penelope Cruz
with Jolie lips
and Shakira hips...
(You said you loved my Tennyson-like rhyme)
That you grunt like Sharapova
and blow like Paris...
Never did it cross my mind
that you could be just plain horny Mr. Gupta from Bareilly. You perv.
Published 16th Jul 2013
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Anonymous
17th Jul 2013 4:41am
Welcome to DU! love your sense of humor. Very cool write! :)
17th Jul 2013 5:01pm
