Irritating Debates

There is just something to be said
About this kind of constant insisting
Or what you would call debate
I would say it is irritating.

Sure it might be good sport
It might even be useful
But what about debating idiots
That talk crap by the mouthful?

I find it unbearably annoying
Debates are supposed to make sense
But how can they do that
When the jackass is just too dense?

There are points to be made
Important for any case
Why can't they understand?
And just stick to the base?

So to all you irritating debaters
Who need their points mapped
The next time you irritate me
You'll be getting a slap.