Mr.Smith

Push her button and watch her switch face and come at me like a switch blade,
Going through a whole new bitch phase,
Which phrase does a chick hate?,
"Calm Down" but she don't understand I've had a shit day,
Don't tell a girl to relax, she'll grip plates and throw 'em until you get hit straight,
She needs more than a tampon, needs to get stamped on and a bat to the rib cage,
Dash her in the kitchen, sink's leakin', tap's broken,
This and that's explodin', she swings a knife at me try'na cut me open,
I wrestle her to ground and hold-her-down,
Tell her "I don't joke-a-round" as I try to choke-her-out,
She takes two strong swings to the right of ma jaw, runs upstairs as I'm lyin' on the floor,
I get back on my feet, spit the blood out my mouth and follow up behind her,
"BABY WHY ARE YOU HIDING, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA FIND YA",
Find her in the spare room, "Baby did I scare you?,
Shhh wait calm down",
Put my arms 'round her and tell it's gonna be alright,
We both sit on the floor and I hold her all night,