My Little Hippie Squirt

I fucked a dude at Woodstock.
I thought he was so cool.
I fucked him hard.
I fucked him loud,
til the poor thing
started to drool.
I yanked his hair.
I slapped his face.
We were rolling in the grass.
I tickled his tummy,
sucked his dick,
and even spanked his ass.
While Janis sang
and Gracie crooned,
I rode that fucker
til he swooned.
But all in all,
I didn't have quite a ball
because the dirty little
hippie came too soon.