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Fantastic Lore: Profiles
NAME: 'Sip Plastic'( Straw)
ORIGIN: Unknown Manufacturing plant, anytown U.S.A.
HEIGHT:Bigger than average straw
WEIGHT:Shockingly weighs only a few ounces, but can be alot more when holding in emotional baggage
MARITAL STATUS: None, married to revenge only
GOALS: Total domination over mankind
NAME: 'Kid'(String)
ORIGIN: U-Run Shoes Inc.
HEIGHT: 1ft. 5in.
WEIGHT: considerable when you count his influence
MARITAL STATUS:Unknown
GOALS: To assist Straw in taking out mankind
NAME:Threadbare(Screw)
ORIGIN:Classified
HEIGHT:Approx. 2&1/2in.
WEIGHT:He can hold it down, let's just say
MARITAL STATUS:Unknown
GOALS:To prove himself worthy of Straw and String's trust
this is one dude you just don't 'screw' around with!
NAME: 'Charlie'( Leather strap)
ORIGIN: Garrison belts unlimited Co.
HEIGHT: 3ft
WEIGHT: comes on like a heavy, that's for certain
MARITAL STATUS: Single, but looking
GOALS: Anything that involves laying the smackdown, he'll aspire to
NAME: (Uncle)' Buck-L'
ORIGIN:Garrison belts unlimited Co. , hey they don't just make belts!
HEIGHT: That's strictly confidential
WEIGHT: See above
MARITAL STATUS: Divorced, he was caught trying to get together with some 'loose' belt
GOALS: To see that his little 'bucks' find a suitable fit when their older
NAME:'Calvin con-tact'(con for short)
ORIGIN: Some scientific lab in the california hills
HEIGHT:Unknown
WEIGHT: Plenty! he's got alot to deal with, always getting stuck in some sticky situations
MARTIAL STATUS: Single, but he is kinda stuck on this cute little piece of paper!
GOALS:To adhere to the plan layed down by his fellow suffers of mankind
NAME:'Coffee'(CUP)- update 'Coffee' passed on,
now Dixie n twin Trixie (paper cups) live on to fight in her honor
ORIGIN:Made in taiiwan
HEIGHT:That's a touchy subject(she's kinda wide so she's always been called a mug)
WEIGHT: Not bad for her size
MARITAL STATUS:Separated, but will always be there for her first love, Sammy(Saucer)
GOALS: To make the world realize she can do more than serve coffee
LET THE WORLD BEWARE...
ORIGIN: Unknown Manufacturing plant, anytown U.S.A.
HEIGHT:Bigger than average straw
WEIGHT:Shockingly weighs only a few ounces, but can be alot more when holding in emotional baggage
MARITAL STATUS: None, married to revenge only
GOALS: Total domination over mankind
NAME: 'Kid'(String)
ORIGIN: U-Run Shoes Inc.
HEIGHT: 1ft. 5in.
WEIGHT: considerable when you count his influence
MARITAL STATUS:Unknown
GOALS: To assist Straw in taking out mankind
NAME:Threadbare(Screw)
ORIGIN:Classified
HEIGHT:Approx. 2&1/2in.
WEIGHT:He can hold it down, let's just say
MARITAL STATUS:Unknown
GOALS:To prove himself worthy of Straw and String's trust
this is one dude you just don't 'screw' around with!
NAME: 'Charlie'( Leather strap)
ORIGIN: Garrison belts unlimited Co.
HEIGHT: 3ft
WEIGHT: comes on like a heavy, that's for certain
MARITAL STATUS: Single, but looking
GOALS: Anything that involves laying the smackdown, he'll aspire to
NAME: (Uncle)' Buck-L'
ORIGIN:Garrison belts unlimited Co. , hey they don't just make belts!
HEIGHT: That's strictly confidential
WEIGHT: See above
MARITAL STATUS: Divorced, he was caught trying to get together with some 'loose' belt
GOALS: To see that his little 'bucks' find a suitable fit when their older
NAME:'Calvin con-tact'(con for short)
ORIGIN: Some scientific lab in the california hills
HEIGHT:Unknown
WEIGHT: Plenty! he's got alot to deal with, always getting stuck in some sticky situations
MARTIAL STATUS: Single, but he is kinda stuck on this cute little piece of paper!
GOALS:To adhere to the plan layed down by his fellow suffers of mankind
NAME:'Coffee'(CUP)- update 'Coffee' passed on,
now Dixie n twin Trixie (paper cups) live on to fight in her honor
ORIGIN:Made in taiiwan
HEIGHT:That's a touchy subject(she's kinda wide so she's always been called a mug)
WEIGHT: Not bad for her size
MARITAL STATUS:Separated, but will always be there for her first love, Sammy(Saucer)
GOALS: To make the world realize she can do more than serve coffee
LET THE WORLD BEWARE...
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