The Art Critic

Inspired by Solomon_Song a big thank you to him! :-)
 This never happened it's just a product of my "Imagineering" ;-)
 
The colour’s wrong the sky’s too big
What’s it supposed to be?
It’ll never be accepted  
Far too vague you see
And ships don’t ever look like that
And what’s that there? A tree?
The sun’s too bold the sea’s too pale
It don’t look right to me
 
If you’re to succeed my friend
I really have to mention
You’ve got to paint more like the rest
By sticking to convention
No, I’m afraid it just won’t do
You’re obviously still a learner
Do you have a name young man?
Who? JMW Turner?