Married Life  ( Tommy cheats on his wife)

 
 
Tried my luck with the wife again last night  
Begged and pleaded but no delight  
How the hell did she become so frigid  
Constantly leaving me painfully rigid  
 
How can she be so cruel and mean  
A selfish bitch, a cold ice queen  
She takes all my money and pays her bills  
Too bloody lazy to provide me some thrills  
 
So sick and tired of having to fake it  
Don't be scared love you won't break it  
Excuse me now as I don't mean to be crude  
These days my balls are as blue as my mood  
 
A sexy lady walks past and I lose my head  
Doubt the wife's ever done it anywhere but bed  
I try to explain I am a man and I have needs  
You neglect my junk until it damn near bleeds  
 
Baby you know I try to be a better man  
I did not marry to be loved by my hand  
Can't take this no more I pack my bag  
So randy I would even do an old hag  
 
About to walk out when her sister knocks at the door  
We went at it for hours and she still wanted more  
Nine months later a bouncing baby boy arrives  
He looks just like me to my wife's surprise  
 
Shame his mum is as pale as her husbands skin  
Wish I could cut my dick off and throw it in the bin  
What's done is done and I cant take it back  
Might have got away with it if I wasn't black.