Submissions by jonesy333

There was a young lady from Twickers,
who to church never wore any knickers.
She sat in the front,
a-flashing her cunt
and exciting all of the vicars.

When reading their sermon selection,
they stared in that lady's direction.
Her cunt was so juicy –
in no way a loosie! –
the vicars all got an erection!

Those vicars were tempted to sin.
They wanted to ram their cock in.
Her tight little pussy,
not shaved, was so bushy,
an Amazon rainforest quim!

Then Jesus rose up from the dead, ...

She splits just like a warm and juicy plum,
as digging in he searches for her stone.
His soft insistentcirclingknowing thumb
sends shivers through her, brings a little moan
as fingers slick with juices further go
within, exploring, pushing deeper in,
a kiss to make her sweetness faster flow,
to ooze and drip, to cause her to begin
to swell with ripeness, taut, begin to burst,
though bending head and kissing touch of lips
don't satisfy the urgent pressing thirst
of honeyed plum desire, as fingertips
still search for secret stone – but...