Submissions by billy423uk

Who wants to tread down
and up, two flights of stair?
to sit in a shithouse
exchanging affairs
through a paper-thin wall
with Nigerian Buddhists
and scrubbers on call
to judges and tourist

how does one build
an en suite garret doo-doo
to hurl through a window
to watch where the poo flew

well
one shits in one’s sock
swings it round
swings it out
best done with a motion
that's sturdy and stout

my socks became famous
people enquired
where do they come from?
where did they reside
the shitty...

At waters edge
where surf meets sand
waves creep in and
little prancing horses die

after passing by my stance
ripples intertwine and dance
weave their cool aquatic web
then fade away upon the ebb