Submissions by arortiz73 (MTP)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
A modern shade of the Marquis de Sade, come to massacre the masquerade for the meta-god.
EROTIC POEM
Published
10th Mar 2025 10:19am
10th Mar 2025 10:19am
Unicorn Gasoline
Taurine,
creatine,
unicorn-
gasoline.
Ball peen
to the spleen.
Nineteen-ounce
in fûck machine.
G-spot-
torn jeans,
OBG my needs
obscene.
Charlie Sheen
runnin' lean,
you're my queen
amphetamine.
Spill the bean,
I'm Mr. Clean.
I'll shine you like
the last latrine.
My d¡ck's a fiend,
it can't be weened.
Incubus,
the demon king.
creatine,
unicorn-
gasoline.
Ball peen
to the spleen.
Nineteen-ounce
in fûck machine.
G-spot-
torn jeans,
OBG my needs
obscene.
Charlie Sheen
runnin' lean,
you're my queen
amphetamine.
Spill the bean,
I'm Mr. Clean.
I'll shine you like
the last latrine.
My d¡ck's a fiend,
it can't be weened.
Incubus,
the demon king.
#monsters
#rainbow
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
100 reads
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UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
8th Mar 2025 6:55pm
8th Mar 2025 6:55pm
Mauwin' Down Maui
Rollin' through the gears
with my friend's friend, Holly.
Panigale haulin' tears.
Is she stolen? Well, prolly.
No helmet. No fears.
Missionary on molly.
Wally side-swipin' mirrors,
shearin' off a Bugatti.
Better down another beer;
Cali Sol, not sorry.
Goin' off the fuckin' rails
on a red Ducati.
Sun melanin our rears,
set back and do a stoppie.
Marley mellowin' my ears;
Holly wailin' melancholy.
Playin' slalom, duck, and cheers!
Sparkin' rings around the trolley. ...
with my friend's friend, Holly.
Panigale haulin' tears.
Is she stolen? Well, prolly.
No helmet. No fears.
Missionary on molly.
Wally side-swipin' mirrors,
shearin' off a Bugatti.
Better down another beer;
Cali Sol, not sorry.
Goin' off the fuckin' rails
on a red Ducati.
Sun melanin our rears,
set back and do a stoppie.
Marley mellowin' my ears;
Holly wailin' melancholy.
Playin' slalom, duck, and cheers!
Sparkin' rings around the trolley. ...
#monsters
#rainbow
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
43 reads
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
28th Feb 2025 4:54pm
28th Feb 2025 4:54pm
Fool Pharaoh
Fool
Pharoah
Fare Farrfair
felt fucking awful
for filling flat falafels
from Farrah's faucet air.
It should be unlawful to
flatulate falafels from
faulty derrieres!
Pharoah
Fare Farrfair
felt fucking awful
for filling flat falafels
from Farrah's faucet air.
It should be unlawful to
flatulate falafels from
faulty derrieres!
#monsters
#rainbow
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
62 reads
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DARK POEM
Published
23rd Feb 2025 2:47pm
23rd Feb 2025 2:47pm
BOUND TO THE BONORDEN
All aboard and toward The Bonorden,
a building built on buried forces,
boarded up, condemned and cordoned.
Ward of the state then state awarded;
broken-in and badly broken,
beyond the horde, with horrors afforded.
Hundreds died, estates were shorted.
Suicides: some spiral corded, bathtub fried,
and over-snorted. Below the bend,
the rivers fyorded, Meskwaki's end...
that's The Bonorden.
From Evelyn to Lauritzens,
sordid presences recorded;
a harem of hens' faded voices
are denizens at The Bonorden.
...
a building built on buried forces,
boarded up, condemned and cordoned.
Ward of the state then state awarded;
broken-in and badly broken,
beyond the horde, with horrors afforded.
Hundreds died, estates were shorted.
Suicides: some spiral corded, bathtub fried,
and over-snorted. Below the bend,
the rivers fyorded, Meskwaki's end...
that's The Bonorden.
From Evelyn to Lauritzens,
sordid presences recorded;
a harem of hens' faded voices
are denizens at The Bonorden.
...
#ghosts
#historical
#horror
#monsters
#nonfiction
74 reads
7 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
23rd Feb 2025 9:28am
23rd Feb 2025 9:28am
If Turnin' Trix Were Politics, I'd be a...
Flix & chill?🍿❤️
This girl's a crusher!
Couch-cushion clutch,
X-billboard buster. 😎
Trill-to-the-touch,
tight tushy gusher.
Bum so flush, 🍑🤯
I hadta bum-rush her.
Philly likes to bleat;👄🎠
hella hadta hush her.
High-heeled heat,💗👠
fibrillatin' flustered!
Jillin' her to sleep, 🥵🐑
up the hill, I tossed her.
Heart skippin' beats,🩺
thought I almost lost her!
Drip, drip, drip, 🔩 ...
This girl's a crusher!
Couch-cushion clutch,
X-billboard buster. 😎
Trill-to-the-touch,
tight tushy gusher.
Bum so flush, 🍑🤯
I hadta bum-rush her.
Philly likes to bleat;👄🎠
hella hadta hush her.
High-heeled heat,💗👠
fibrillatin' flustered!
Jillin' her to sleep, 🥵🐑
up the hill, I tossed her.
Heart skippin' beats,🩺
thought I almost lost her!
Drip, drip, drip, 🔩 ...
#monsters
#rainbow
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
79 reads
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
27th Jul 2024 9:58am
27th Jul 2024 9:58am
Alpha b'Tism
Hungry like a pelican,
ṭẏpickle ụḥ'merican,
Hung-Ċ Ḛlegạns
out to do ṣhenạnigans.
Hangin' with my hooligans,
hoopṭy honda hoonigans
went to the mall again
swanġin' capʼn mulligan's.
Bullyin' the paladins,
anglicans and booleans,
saw my cosmopolítan
fit like hula hoodíạṇ!
Hot in a cardigan,
water like ạ culligan,
she's ạ neapolitan
froyo eyes ạ froliċkin'.
Ḟrodọ and I'm...
ṭẏpickle ụḥ'merican,
Hung-Ċ Ḛlegạns
out to do ṣhenạnigans.
Hangin' with my hooligans,
hoopṭy honda hoonigans
went to the mall again
swanġin' capʼn mulligan's.
Bullyin' the paladins,
anglicans and booleans,
saw my cosmopolítan
fit like hula hoodíạṇ!
Hot in a cardigan,
water like ạ culligan,
she's ạ neapolitan
froyo eyes ạ froliċkin'.
Ḟrodọ and I'm...
#monsters
#rainbow
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
140 reads
1 Comment
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
21st Jul 2024 1:11am
21st Jul 2024 1:11am
The Learn All Literary Devices Poem
Acronym, accumulation,
anacoluth, allusion, alliteration,
analogue, adynaton,
anecdote, asyndeton.
Anadiplosis, antiphrasis,
antanaclasis, antithesis,
acrostic, aside, anesis,
analogy, aposiopesis.
Anastrophe, apostrophe,
anthimeria, allegory
atonomasia, amphiboly,
amblysia, antimetabole.
Anachronism, anaphora,
aphorism, antipophora,
anthropomorphism, aphorism
archetype, archaism.
Blank verse, black comedy,
blazon, burlesque, cacophony,
bombast, bathos, congeries,
dysphemism,...
anacoluth, allusion, alliteration,
analogue, adynaton,
anecdote, asyndeton.
Anadiplosis, antiphrasis,
antanaclasis, antithesis,
acrostic, aside, anesis,
analogy, aposiopesis.
Anastrophe, apostrophe,
anthimeria, allegory
atonomasia, amphiboly,
amblysia, antimetabole.
Anachronism, anaphora,
aphorism, antipophora,
anthropomorphism, aphorism
archetype, archaism.
Blank verse, black comedy,
blazon, burlesque, cacophony,
bombast, bathos, congeries,
dysphemism,...
#learning
163 reads
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DARK POEM
Published
12th Nov 2023 4:15pm
12th Nov 2023 4:15pm
Incorporated Corpse I Came
I carry carƞage
in carnations; crisp
corsages of cremation
4 cultivar and cull-curation:
carrion in celeḅratįon... I crew
the creeping crypt's caụsation
(cold, consţant, calculations) and
crash the carnival's coronation:
acute-coronary calcification.
By colt, I collate cult cathedrals;
coļlapꜱe them in capsized cerebrals
ȯf Crowley Coffee / cannabidiol keto
& computer-crafted cradle credos...
crụshing the curtain's christening curse,
cut clinically-clean &...
in carnations; crisp
corsages of cremation
4 cultivar and cull-curation:
carrion in celeḅratįon... I crew
the creeping crypt's caụsation
(cold, consţant, calculations) and
crash the carnival's coronation:
acute-coronary calcification.
By colt, I collate cult cathedrals;
coļlapꜱe them in capsized cerebrals
ȯf Crowley Coffee / cannabidiol keto
& computer-crafted cradle credos...
crụshing the curtain's christening curse,
cut clinically-clean &...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
238 reads
2 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
12th Sep 2023 11:45pm
12th Sep 2023 11:45pm
9/11 on an 1199
With the rising tumult,
the colt split the rum
in my predator eyes
like 45-RPMs strike
100 Usain bolts on a
33-record role to reprise.
I was seeing quadraphonics
that poly-carbon hydroponics
could only surmise. As I went
supersonic, the rubber felt
ironic where the tires left
the tarmac and my two
wheels started to fly.
Flies like bullets
desmodromic
etched the tartar
from my brick, and
my mortar-piston flesh
turned to tartare slicks for this
redlined pick between my thighs. It's
September the...
the colt split the rum
in my predator eyes
like 45-RPMs strike
100 Usain bolts on a
33-record role to reprise.
I was seeing quadraphonics
that poly-carbon hydroponics
could only surmise. As I went
supersonic, the rubber felt
ironic where the tires left
the tarmac and my two
wheels started to fly.
Flies like bullets
desmodromic
etched the tartar
from my brick, and
my mortar-piston flesh
turned to tartare slicks for this
redlined pick between my thighs. It's
September the...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
#ThrillSeeking
226 reads
1 Comment
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
16th Jun 2023 1:20am
16th Jun 2023 1:20am
Medical Joke #1
Defibrillate me, and I'll get a heart on for you.
#drugs
219 reads
4 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
4th Jun 2023 3:04pm
4th Jun 2023 3:04pm
Head-melt McGriddle
I'm gonna eat you like Cat & bibble;
labia lugs, tongue-swept under thẹ
rug-spilled kitten-kibble, no- acquittal!
You needa thug head-melt MȼGriddle.
The whole kit and kaboodle, not just
a litl nibble. Uṋskirt 'n' full coṃmitẗal,
I'll diddle that Skittle past the point
of pant and piddle. You're the bird,
I'm the worm on nitrous, wiggle, wiggle;
Hot Mama dill pickle! Whipits clit-spittle-
bug, kissin' hugs split down the middle.
Nipples stiff and shriveled, popcorn!
Buttermilk jugs, kettle swivelled. ...
labia lugs, tongue-swept under thẹ
rug-spilled kitten-kibble, no- acquittal!
You needa thug head-melt MȼGriddle.
The whole kit and kaboodle, not just
a litl nibble. Uṋskirt 'n' full coṃmitẗal,
I'll diddle that Skittle past the point
of pant and piddle. You're the bird,
I'm the worm on nitrous, wiggle, wiggle;
Hot Mama dill pickle! Whipits clit-spittle-
bug, kissin' hugs split down the middle.
Nipples stiff and shriveled, popcorn!
Buttermilk jugs, kettle swivelled. ...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
288 reads
3 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
14th May 2023 4:38pm
14th May 2023 4:38pm
Tinker Belle on Wheels
It's a shrinky-dink matter of ins-
tincts that bats its wrinkly winks at
a phat drink of roller-rink stink & pink.
He has no inkling of Brink's direct-link
to the clink when he sinks-in, slinks his
"slinky winky" into her tattered mink skin,
innocently inks some DNA (allegedly) then,
skinks away in a blink. It's his rat-fink, drinky
brain all outta sync when he plinks that kinky
trinket out at the precinct. That's just a baad
coinkydink. At best, deliṅquent hijinks when:
Tinker Belle, knowing all well, sprinkles her ...
tincts that bats its wrinkly winks at
a phat drink of roller-rink stink & pink.
He has no inkling of Brink's direct-link
to the clink when he sinks-in, slinks his
"slinky winky" into her tattered mink skin,
innocently inks some DNA (allegedly) then,
skinks away in a blink. It's his rat-fink, drinky
brain all outta sync when he plinks that kinky
trinket out at the precinct. That's just a baad
coinkydink. At best, deliṅquent hijinks when:
Tinker Belle, knowing all well, sprinkles her ...
#rainbow
#monsters
#fairies
#unicorns
#zombies
284 reads
0 Comments
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