Submissions by arortiz73 (MTP)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
A modern shade of the Marquis de Sade, come to massacre the masquerade for the meta-god.
Alpha b'Tism
Hungry like a pelican,
ṭẏpickle ụḥ'merican,
Hung-Ċ Ḛlegạns
out to do ṣhenạnigans.
Hangin' with my hooligans,
hoopṭy honda hoonigans
went to the mall again
swanġin' capʼn mulligan's.
Bullyin' the paladins,
anglicans and booleans,
saw my cosmopolítan
fit like hula hoodíạṇ!
Hot in a cardigan,
water like ạ culligan,
she's ạ neapolitan
froyo eyes ạ froliċkin'.
Ḟrodọ and I'm...
ṭẏpickle ụḥ'merican,
Hung-Ċ Ḛlegạns
out to do ṣhenạnigans.
Hangin' with my hooligans,
hoopṭy honda hoonigans
went to the mall again
swanġin' capʼn mulligan's.
Bullyin' the paladins,
anglicans and booleans,
saw my cosmopolítan
fit like hula hoodíạṇ!
Hot in a cardigan,
water like ạ culligan,
she's ạ neapolitan
froyo eyes ạ froliċkin'.
Ḟrodọ and I'm...
#monsters
#rainbow
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
89 reads
1 Comment
The Learn All Literary Devices Poem
Acronym, accumulation,
anacoluth, allusion, alliteration,
analogue, adynaton,
anecdote, asyndeton.
Anadiplosis, antiphrasis,
antanaclasis, antithesis,
acrostic, aside, anesis,
analogy, aposiopesis.
Anastrophe, apostrophe,
anthimeria, allegory
atonomasia, amphiboly,
amblysia, antimetabole.
Anachronism, anaphora,
aphorism, antipophora,
anthropomorphism, aphorism
archetype, archaism.
Blank verse, black comedy,
blazon, burlesque, cacophony,
bombast, bathos, congeries,
dysphemism,...
anacoluth, allusion, alliteration,
analogue, adynaton,
anecdote, asyndeton.
Anadiplosis, antiphrasis,
antanaclasis, antithesis,
acrostic, aside, anesis,
analogy, aposiopesis.
Anastrophe, apostrophe,
anthimeria, allegory
atonomasia, amphiboly,
amblysia, antimetabole.
Anachronism, anaphora,
aphorism, antipophora,
anthropomorphism, aphorism
archetype, archaism.
Blank verse, black comedy,
blazon, burlesque, cacophony,
bombast, bathos, congeries,
dysphemism,...
#learning
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0 Comments
Incorporated Corpse I Came
I carry carƞage
in carnations; crisp
corsages of cremation
4 cultivar and cull-curation:
carrion in celeḅratįon... I crew
the creeping crypt's caụsation
(cold, consţant, calculations) and
crash the carnival's coronation:
acute-coronary calcification.
By colt, I collate cult cathedrals;
coļlapꜱe them in capsized cerebrals
ȯf Crowley Coffee / cannabidiol keto
& computer-crafted cradle credos...
crụshing the curtain's christening curse,
cut clinically-clean &...
in carnations; crisp
corsages of cremation
4 cultivar and cull-curation:
carrion in celeḅratįon... I crew
the creeping crypt's caụsation
(cold, consţant, calculations) and
crash the carnival's coronation:
acute-coronary calcification.
By colt, I collate cult cathedrals;
coļlapꜱe them in capsized cerebrals
ȯf Crowley Coffee / cannabidiol keto
& computer-crafted cradle credos...
crụshing the curtain's christening curse,
cut clinically-clean &...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
177 reads
2 Comments
9/11 on an 1199
With the rising tumult,
the colt split the rum
in my predator eyes
like 45-RPMs strike
100 Usain bolts on a
33-record role to reprise.
I was seeing quadraphonics
that poly-carbon hydroponics
could only surmise. As I went
supersonic, the rubber felt
ironic where the tires left
the tarmac and my two
wheels started to fly.
Flies like bullets
desmodromic
etched the tartar
from my brick, and
my mortar-piston flesh
turned to tartare slicks for this
redlined pick between my thighs. It's
September the...
the colt split the rum
in my predator eyes
like 45-RPMs strike
100 Usain bolts on a
33-record role to reprise.
I was seeing quadraphonics
that poly-carbon hydroponics
could only surmise. As I went
supersonic, the rubber felt
ironic where the tires left
the tarmac and my two
wheels started to fly.
Flies like bullets
desmodromic
etched the tartar
from my brick, and
my mortar-piston flesh
turned to tartare slicks for this
redlined pick between my thighs. It's
September the...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
#ThrillSeeking
186 reads
1 Comment
Medical Joke #1
Defibrillate me, and I'll get a heart on for you.
#drugs
183 reads
4 Comments
Head-melt McGriddle
I'm gonna eat you like Cat & bibble;
labia lugs, tongue-swept under thẹ
rug-spilled kitten-kibble, no- acquittal!
You needa thug head-melt MȼGriddle.
The whole kit and kaboodle, not just
a litl nibble. Uṋskirt 'n' full coṃmitẗal,
I'll diddle that Skittle past the point
of pant and piddle. You're the bird,
I'm the worm on nitrous, wiggle, wiggle;
Hot Mama dill pickle! Whipits clit-spittle-
bug, kissin' hugs split down the middle.
Nipples stiff and shriveled, popcorn!
Buttermilk jugs, kettle swivelled. ...
labia lugs, tongue-swept under thẹ
rug-spilled kitten-kibble, no- acquittal!
You needa thug head-melt MȼGriddle.
The whole kit and kaboodle, not just
a litl nibble. Uṋskirt 'n' full coṃmitẗal,
I'll diddle that Skittle past the point
of pant and piddle. You're the bird,
I'm the worm on nitrous, wiggle, wiggle;
Hot Mama dill pickle! Whipits clit-spittle-
bug, kissin' hugs split down the middle.
Nipples stiff and shriveled, popcorn!
Buttermilk jugs, kettle swivelled. ...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
244 reads
3 Comments
Tinker Belle on Wheels
It's a shrinky-dink matter of ins-
tincts that bats its wrinkly winks at
a phat drink of roller-rink stink & pink.
He has no inkling of Brink's direct-link
to the clink when he sinks-in, slinks his
"slinky winky" into her tattered mink skin,
innocently inks some DNA (allegedly) then,
skinks away in a blink. It's his rat-fink, drinky
brain all outta sync when he plinks that kinky
trinket out at the precinct. That's just a baad
coinkydink. At best, deliṅquent hijinks when:
Tinker Belle, knowing all well, sprinkles her ...
tincts that bats its wrinkly winks at
a phat drink of roller-rink stink & pink.
He has no inkling of Brink's direct-link
to the clink when he sinks-in, slinks his
"slinky winky" into her tattered mink skin,
innocently inks some DNA (allegedly) then,
skinks away in a blink. It's his rat-fink, drinky
brain all outta sync when he plinks that kinky
trinket out at the precinct. That's just a baad
coinkydink. At best, deliṅquent hijinks when:
Tinker Belle, knowing all well, sprinkles her ...
#rainbow
#monsters
#fairies
#unicorns
#zombies
234 reads
0 Comments
S.S. Worship
Kleptomanic:
pussy👜 in a panic;
she hijacked my dick
like it's grandtheft Titanic
heading iceberg... Lettuce-
bẹgin in the mouth & finish
South of the Atlantic, ex-
ploding volcanic🌋6-6-6!
Cock-rrring, you heard???
I'm dick-dialin' drunk, all
hung up in you frantic☎️
bottom top-shelf on tap,
and driving eṛratịc;🚢🥴
😈S.S. Warship Satanic!
...Helvetic-poking holes
like a fully-autømatỉk 🔫
MPX on sabbatical- in ur
Burmuda...
pussy👜 in a panic;
she hijacked my dick
like it's grandtheft Titanic
heading iceberg... Lettuce-
bẹgin in the mouth & finish
South of the Atlantic, ex-
ploding volcanic🌋6-6-6!
Cock-rrring, you heard???
I'm dick-dialin' drunk, all
hung up in you frantic☎️
bottom top-shelf on tap,
and driving eṛratịc;🚢🥴
😈S.S. Warship Satanic!
...Helvetic-poking holes
like a fully-autømatỉk 🔫
MPX on sabbatical- in ur
Burmuda...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
327 reads
5 Comments
We Bought A Haunted Nursing Home In Iowa
PUBLIC NOTICE:
Cait and I finally bought that haunted house in Waterloo, Iowa (with 200+ murders/deaths) formerly known as The Bonorden Nursing Home;
located at: 1020 West Third Street... 50701.
This house is in a state of suspended decay, fleshed-out as a paranormal escape-room bed & breakfast. We're open to visitors.
We've got cursed objects, horcruxes a plenty, death mirrors galore, dolls with attachments, dybbuk boxes, occult paraphernalia, torture tubs, tainted materials, human remains; stained: books, movies, apparel, furniture, etc!
...
Cait and I finally bought that haunted house in Waterloo, Iowa (with 200+ murders/deaths) formerly known as The Bonorden Nursing Home;
located at: 1020 West Third Street... 50701.
This house is in a state of suspended decay, fleshed-out as a paranormal escape-room bed & breakfast. We're open to visitors.
We've got cursed objects, horcruxes a plenty, death mirrors galore, dolls with attachments, dybbuk boxes, occult paraphernalia, torture tubs, tainted materials, human remains; stained: books, movies, apparel, furniture, etc!
...
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
338 reads
6 Comments
Colorado Blues
#rainbow
#monsters
#unicorns #zombies
#unicorns #zombies
275 reads
0 Comments
Out 2 Reno
#erotic
#ShortStory
#dirty
265 reads
4 Comments
Uncle Buck
#monsters
#unicorns
#zombies
362 reads
4 Comments
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