Submissions by archie23
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I am ARCHETYPE23
JINGLE BALL ROCK
#happiness
#universe
#Christmas #gratitude
#Christmas #gratitude
380 reads
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'Cause Santa is coming to town
#dark
#Christmas
#dirty
#nightmares
#fear
319 reads
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FISTY THE HO MAN
FISTY THE HO MAN
Fisty the Ho-man
was a whory horrorshow soul
with two button eyes and a nose of coal
and a gloryhole shaped from snow
A thick carrot dangled between his snowy thighs
with another shoved up his frosty butt hole
HO-HO-HO____
MARY KISS MY ASS!!!
Fisty the Ho-man
was a whory horrorshow soul
with two button eyes and a nose of coal
and a gloryhole shaped from snow
A thick carrot dangled between his snowy thighs
with another shoved up his frosty butt hole
HO-HO-HO____
MARY KISS MY ASS!!!
#dark
#Christmas
#parody
#satirical
#funny
338 reads
6 Comments
Where's my f**king nuts
#strength
#courage
#motivational
393 reads
6 Comments
WHICH ONE YOU WANT FIRST?
WHICH ONE YOU WANT FIRST?
I hear you breaking bottles and cussing there out by the dumpster
you piece of fucking trash motherfucker.
THIS IS MY FUCKING HOME
and I am not alone.
I don't care if you're dyin'
I gotta take care of Dianne
otherwise, I will walk up to slit your throat
and slam this aluminum baseball bat across your jaw
and with the next draw shove it (unlubed)
up your fucking ass hole
---the universe now whole---
and I still have two fists,
the right made of brass
(KNUCKLES, NOW LEGALIZED HERE IN...
I hear you breaking bottles and cussing there out by the dumpster
you piece of fucking trash motherfucker.
THIS IS MY FUCKING HOME
and I am not alone.
I don't care if you're dyin'
I gotta take care of Dianne
otherwise, I will walk up to slit your throat
and slam this aluminum baseball bat across your jaw
and with the next draw shove it (unlubed)
up your fucking ass hole
---the universe now whole---
and I still have two fists,
the right made of brass
(KNUCKLES, NOW LEGALIZED HERE IN...
#freedom
#meditation
#responsibility
560 reads
8 Comments
Sweetish, meet balls
Sweetish, meet balls
SWEETISH MEET BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hello balls, nice to meet you"
Balls meet sweetish!!!!!!!!!
"Nice to meet you too, sweetie, So you're from Sweden?"
"Ya, I am, and where are you from?"
"I'm from Bulge area"
"Nice."
And they lived happily ever after.
SWEETISH MEET BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hello balls, nice to meet you"
Balls meet sweetish!!!!!!!!!
"Nice to meet you too, sweetie, So you're from Sweden?"
"Ya, I am, and where are you from?"
"I'm from Bulge area"
"Nice."
And they lived happily ever after.
#funny
401 reads
6 Comments
THE COCKROACH ON THE SCALE
THE COCKROACH ON THE SCALE
the scale did not register his weight as he crossed across the scale's lever.
The dial remained motionless, refusing to move for such a small and insignificant being.
Although this creature was not concerned with its particular size nor body weight,
unceased by neither hate nor disease, his eyes lied upon the numbered platter
where its brothers and sisters had multiplied, sprayed in display, where all have died.
He and his brethren had become strong soldiers of survival
without a significant rival
and would sneak to...
the scale did not register his weight as he crossed across the scale's lever.
The dial remained motionless, refusing to move for such a small and insignificant being.
Although this creature was not concerned with its particular size nor body weight,
unceased by neither hate nor disease, his eyes lied upon the numbered platter
where its brothers and sisters had multiplied, sprayed in display, where all have died.
He and his brethren had become strong soldiers of survival
without a significant rival
and would sneak to...
#nature
280 reads
2 Comments
DECEPTION OF PERCEPTION (ARCHETYPE REBOOTED)
DECEPTION OF PERCEPTION (ARCHETYPE REBOOT)
One may perceive a deadly disease
as the cool breeze eases through the leaves of the trees
One may experience a giddy joy
not felt since they were a little boy
watching moonbeams glisten off of the blood on the blade
and his favorite childhood toy that he made
all beings make up the human race
One may perceive a twisted face
imbedded within the gnarled knots and veins
of a stained piece of wood
while another seeks out a length of pure pine
to see imbedded into a blood-stained face ...
One may perceive a deadly disease
as the cool breeze eases through the leaves of the trees
One may experience a giddy joy
not felt since they were a little boy
watching moonbeams glisten off of the blood on the blade
and his favorite childhood toy that he made
all beings make up the human race
One may perceive a twisted face
imbedded within the gnarled knots and veins
of a stained piece of wood
while another seeks out a length of pure pine
to see imbedded into a blood-stained face ...
#universe
#shadows
#evolution
290 reads
1 Comment
WHEN THE ANTS CAME TO FEAST
#cats
#animals
#birds #nature
#birds #nature
284 reads
6 Comments
f**k YOU
I'VE BEEn WORKING ON TYPING OUT MY FUCKIING POEM FOR JUST UNDER AN HOUR.
EVERYYHING ERASED. FUCK YOU........
WHY IS EVERY ONE
TRYING TO FUCK ME
ALL ERASED
FUCK THE HUMAN RACE
Honest and true.....
I;m talking to you'''''''''''''''''''''''''/;logbz,> CBKHjdsnb.ds x. bkh. advskjcqdbwkj. s,n
FUCK YOU
EVERYYHING ERASED. FUCK YOU........
WHY IS EVERY ONE
TRYING TO FUCK ME
ALL ERASED
FUCK THE HUMAN RACE
Honest and true.....
I;m talking to you'''''''''''''''''''''''''/;logbz,> CBKHjdsnb.ds x. bkh. advskjcqdbwkj. s,n
FUCK YOU
#anger
#frustration
#disappointment
349 reads
6 Comments
A POOR MAN'S BLESSING
A POOR MAN'S BLESSING
COq10 vitamins and co-19, invite 'em ins
In extra strength 19 formula fuck you extra strength
now embedded with 19 new Jungian Archetypes
---and extra ID---
to fuel your libido
---and your dark dreams, no I.D. required---
not desired
we all see all is lost simmering in sin
Free at no cost shipped free from within
available now in stores everywhere
where toilet paper, cleaning products
and cold medicines are now gone
soon after the crack of dawn
_So now congregate within the grocery...
COq10 vitamins and co-19, invite 'em ins
In extra strength 19 formula fuck you extra strength
now embedded with 19 new Jungian Archetypes
---and extra ID---
to fuel your libido
---and your dark dreams, no I.D. required---
not desired
we all see all is lost simmering in sin
Free at no cost shipped free from within
available now in stores everywhere
where toilet paper, cleaning products
and cold medicines are now gone
soon after the crack of dawn
_So now congregate within the grocery...
#mirror
275 reads
3 Comments
THE FROZEN UNCHOSEN
#happiness
#love
#strength
#hope
#courage
267 reads
5 Comments
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